Why are girls that smoke pot are ten times hotter than non-smokers.

If you ripped the skin off and the bones out and then breaded it and fried it and it ended up like one giant fish stick I might eat it...but I can't do squishy meats...No Ribeyes...no fatty meats at all...ewww...

I like a nice firm meat...lol

Hahahahahahaaaa

But for real...thats the truth, but certainly funny when you say it out loud, or in type.

missnu said:

Sounds like a delicious recipe..do eels taste good? They don't look terribly tasty while alive..but hey who knows?

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I've only encountered smoked eel as sushi, and it ain't my favorite. In Northern Europe it's something of a regional delicacy. Perhaps my taste for the critters was ruined after having seen Günter Grass' "Die Blechtrommel" as a youngster. There is a frightful subplot, with very frightful imagery, of a woman's horrified obsession with eels. cn

Ahhh here's where all you hotties are at.

And I know that getting high makes me want to think deep thoughts and I wish I could share those talk sessions with my husband at home...as opposed to writing them to faceless internet people that could be aliens for all I know...lol. Even if it is just nonsense and whimsy...stoned people enjoy both nonsense and whimsy...He's only smoked 1 time with me without drinking..he's smoked 2x while drinking...he's already too drunk for it to help by then though...the one time he smoked without drinking he was like I don't feel anything, and then we started watching some show and he was started sounding like me...talking in depth about whatever randomness...and I told him he was getting high...We continued to talk and laugh and ruminate on all sorts of things...then we got up and got a snack, and then went to bed...
It was perhaps the best night of our marriage...one day he will have a job that doesn't test the way his present job does...I'll get him smoking the same way I get him to do everything else...
Perseverance and nagging...lol.

He was confused about how it could be a drug and painted the way it is when it only makes you think and then eat and then sleep...He was expecting something amazing to happen...

probably cause your high...Ive met some real heffers that toke. the hot ones are few and far between....that is why they make the magazine covers duh.

StrangerDanger said:

probably cause your high...Ive met some real heffers that toke. the hot ones are few and far between....that is why they make the magazine covers duh.

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heffers like weed too.
its actually strange, people actually think because of the way i look, especially with being over weight and generally having an average way of dressing myself, that i could never be into smoking weed. they all look so shocked when i show up places hella high, or invite them to smoke. to them it seems to be impossible that a girl such as myself would ever do that. and its just because im heavy and dont act like a stoner.

Most people are shocked to hear I smoke too. I have no idea why. The only thing I can think of is that i'm female. I'm not hot or ugly, i'm just average, so I don't think it has to do with my looks... Idk.

RainbowBrite86 said:

Most people are shocked to hear I smoke too. I have no idea why. The only thing I can think of is that i'm female. I'm not hot or ugly, i'm just average, so I don't think it has to do with my looks... Idk.

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They expect you to have these vague eyes and a Rastahippie wardrobe. cn

cannabineer said:

They expect you to have these vague eyes and a Rastahippie wardrobe. cn

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...Ooooooohhhhhhh....

Tennis1 said:

I would love nothing more than to meet a cute skinny chick that smokes grass. If she grew it, omg i'd be in heaven. I love pot head chicks sooooooooooo much! Ya i'm a little faded. Just sayin. lol

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Because if they were not hot, they would not be free scoring off suckers like us.

Common knowledge, girls who smoke cigs put out. Imagine what the female pot heads do.

if you wanna know what kind of girl you're dealing with smoke her out once and wait. if she starts blowing up your phone wanting to hang out then RUN. the problem is most dopes dont know they are being taken from a ride...all they hear is "hey wanna hang out?" and they think "omg she prolly likes me!" so they keep smoking em out then said girl gets a bf then ur just the "friend" who also smokes her out all the time! i know plenty of guys thats happened to!

Roll one, smoke one, when you live like this you're supposed to party.

You know what I like the most about smoking with a guy? That sexy blowback thing lol. Like they take a hit and blow the smoke into your mouth...I love that shit...

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rofl its a double edged sword for sure

honestly it doesnt matter if they smoke or not. hell it doesnt even matter if there hot or not. by the time we are all 40 the playing field will level out a lot and if you chose your girl based on looks not personality you may be in for a long and bumpy ride or an early break up.

missnu said:

I like a nice firm meat...lol

Hahahahahahaaaa

But for real...thats the truth, but certainly funny when you say it out loud, or in type.

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Nah the eel isn't really a fatty meat its fairly lean, the one u wanna try is Unagi, its eel cooked in a sweet brown sauce(I forget which). I used to get this really good dish called Heart Attack, its a jalapeno stuffed with spicy tuna and fried in tempura and served with this spicy sauce, Damn its good. Don't talk about sushi when I'm stoned and hungry damnit!!!