Why, Butt cheeks? Why?

How do you feel about human butt cheeks?

  • Love 'em!

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Gross

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I don't find humans attractive at all

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I have had sex with an animal at least once

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Bucktouching/Shitstomp/Pinworm

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • I'm Transgender

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • What is this thread about?

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Total voters
    23
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I was just thinking, why do we humans have such developed, muscular butt cheeks? Not just a strong hindquarters like a horse or something, but fleshy, bulbous cheeks? Is it to protect our assholes? Other primates have completely exposed bung holes, in many shapes and color varieties (and I'm guessing flavors), and they seem to get by just fine. Other animals have tails to armor their assholes, that must be nice. I guess it's a result of walking so upright, we had to develop these muscles to do so. But, that's just my hypothesis, and I'm no biologist. What's your guess as to why our rumps are so rotund? I will be awarding 50 trophy points for the most colorful answer...
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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i normally cant go all the way in the pussy, def not without stomache pain and having to pee from jossling the bladder with my dick


i just figured a plump ass is sort of an adaptation to prevent butt destruction, as it was used in ancient times when child bearing was not opportune and they were relatively nomadic...meaning they had to do alot of walking after the butt fucking... maybe its also to prevent cum drainage

i do know when i hug my girl i like to squeeze her ass as hard as i can and pull it apart.
its a play toy, like when your hittin it from behind and lightly cupping some supple DD's as the nipple glides across your hand.

or like loving a chick with long hair, you know you just wanna wrap your wrist around and pull her head back while gettin it on

it breaks down to the male mind viewing her as a sex object

i dont even know what im saying. fucking sick, no sleep and on alot of meds



finna call me up a sex object.. nothing clears sinuses like a rigorous cocaine fueled session
 
ForRealz

ForRealz

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ForRealz said:
BootySwell: one important facet of intelligent design with the intention being one grand culmination: and Twerking is it's apex!!!View attachment 3569872
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Bish on the far left: Get that hump out yo back, and put some fu@#king effort into it for twerk's sake! You, in the middle: Now, THAT form is devine! Love your passion, true commitment there! The rest of you Rumpshakers: Study middle-bish, there is much to be gleaned from her profound technique!!!
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
qwizoking said:
i normally cant go all the way in the pussy, def not without stomache pain and having to pee from jossling the bladder with my dick


i just figured a plump ass is sort of an adaptation to prevent butt destruction, as it was used in ancient times when child bearing was not opportune and they were relatively nomadic...meaning they had to do alot of walking after the butt fucking... maybe its also to prevent cum drainage

i do know when i hug my girl i like to squeeze her ass as hard as i can and pull it apart.
its a play toy, like when your hittin it from behind and lightly cupping some supple DD's as the nipple glides across your hand.

or like loving a chick with long hair, you know you just wanna wrap your wrist around and pull her head back while gettin it on

it breaks down to the male mind viewing her as a sex object

i dont even know what im saying. fucking sick, no sleep and on alot of meds



finna call me up a sex object.. nothing clears sinuses like a rigorous cocaine fueled session
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Fuck. You're in first place...
 
ZaraBeth420

ZaraBeth420

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
I was just thinking, why do we humans have such developed, muscular butt cheeks? Not just a strong hindquarters like a horse or something, but fleshy, bulbous cheeks? Is it to protect our assholes? Other primates have completely exposed bung holes, in many shapes and color varieties (and I'm guessing flavors), and they seem to get by just fine. Other animals have tails to armor their assholes, that must be nice. I guess it's a result of walking so upright, we had to develop these muscles to do so. But, that's just my hypothesis, and I'm no biologist. What's your guess as to why our rumps are so rotund? I will be awarding 50 trophy points for the most colorful answer...
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Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).
 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

Well-Known Member
ZaraBeth420 said:
Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).
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She said she wanted my 12" and to make it hurt! so i gave her three strokes then punched her in the nose.
 
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