Why, Butt cheeks? Why?

How do you feel about human butt cheeks?

  • Love 'em!

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Gross

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I don't find humans attractive at all

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I have had sex with an animal at least once

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Bucktouching/Shitstomp/Pinworm

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • I'm Transgender

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • What is this thread about?

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Total voters
    23
ForRealz

ForRealz

Well-Known Member
Ladies and Gentleman, esteemed colleagues, Ive had an epiphany, I think I've been approaching this conundrum ALL wrong, you simply can't look at the human Bootymus Maximus and conclude with any real certainty that it exists for only one sole purpose as the Poop Chute is a multi-faceted apparatus with unfathomable dimension b/c with it you can:

2 Girls 1 Cup

Hit Her with the Tripod

Blow it out your Ass

Pack Fudge

Kiester

Bohemian Fart Knock

Double Anal Penetration (DAP)

Oily/Greasy Anal Discharge

Talk Shit Behind Your Back

Cleveland Steamroller

Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine

Shart

Hurt Bum Syndrome

Munch Butt (Buttmunching)

New Jersey Meat Hook

Blow Bubbles

Cavity Search

Dick-Ride

Lose a Gerbil

Blow Kisses

Give Pinkeye

Finger Paint

Shoot Ping Pong Balls

TRULY LIMITLESS POTENTIAL !!!
 
ForRealz

ForRealz

Well-Known Member
ForRealz said:
Ladies and Gentleman, esteemed colleagues, Ive had an epiphany, I think I've been approaching this conundrum ALL wrong, you simply can't look at the human Bootymus Maximus and conclude with any real certainty that it exists for only one sole purpose as the Poop Chute is a multi-faceted apparatus with unfathomable dimension b/c with it you can:

2 Girls 1 Cup

Hit Her with the Tripod

Blow it out your Ass

Pack Fudge

Kiester

Bohemian Fart Knock

Double Anal Penetration (DAP)

Oily/Greasy Anal Discharge

Talk Shit Behind Your Back

Cleveland Steamroller

Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine

Shart

Hurt Bum Syndrome

Munch Butt (Buttmunching)

New Jersey Meat Hook

Blow Bubbles

Cavity Search

Dick-Ride

Lose a Gerbil

Blow Kisses

Give Pinkeye

Finger Paint

Shoot Ping Pong Balls

TRULY LIMITLESS POTENTIAL !!!
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And Lest we forget, as it would be truly remiss of me to fail to include:

Anal Beads

Butt Plugs

Anal Fissures

Booty Twaps

Ass Hats

Bottom Bitches

Pitch and Catch

Anal Lube

Ass Clowns

Booty Banging

Ass Jockeys

Brown Nosing

Shit Sniffers

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ForRealz

ForRealz

Well-Known Member
ForRealz said:
And Lest we forget, as it would be truly remiss of me to fail to include:

Anal Beads

Butt Plugs

Anal Fissures

Booty Twaps

Ass Hats

Bottom Bitches

Pitch and Catch

Anal Lube

Ass Clowns

Booty Banging

Ass Jockeys

Brown Nosing

Shit Sniffers

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Ass To Mouth (ATM)

E. Coli

Ass Pounding

Plumber's Butt

Turtle-Head

Nocturnally Emerging Worms

Penetrate / Violate / Ejaculate

Stank on your Hangdown

Explosive Diarrhea

Got Crack?

Dookie Drawers

Brown Bomber

Stanky Panky

Duke Nuke 'em

SHITake Mushroom
 
ForRealz

ForRealz

Well-Known Member
ForRealz said:
Ass To Mouth (ATM)

E. Coli

Ass Pounding

Plumber's Butt

Turtle-Head

Nocturnally Emerging Worms

Penetrate / Violate / Ejaculate

Stank on your Hangdown

Explosive Diarrhea

Got Crack?

Dookie Drawers

Brown Bomber

Stanky Panky

Duke Nuke 'em

SHITake Mushroom
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51 Reasons For Fun With Your Bum...and that's Why, Butt cheeks? Why?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
ForRealz said:
Ladies and Gentleman, esteemed colleagues, Ive had an epiphany, I think I've been approaching this conundrum ALL wrong, you simply can't look at the human Bootymus Maximus and conclude with any real certainty that it exists for only one sole purpose as the Poop Chute is a multi-faceted apparatus with unfathomable dimension b/c with it you can:

2 Girls 1 Cup

Hit Her with the Tripod

Blow it out your Ass

Pack Fudge

Kiester

Bohemian Fart Knock

Double Anal Penetration (DAP)

Oily/Greasy Anal Discharge

Talk Shit Behind Your Back

Cleveland Steamroller

Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine

Shart

Hurt Bum Syndrome

Munch Butt (Buttmunching)

New Jersey Meat Hook

Blow Bubbles

Cavity Search

Dick-Ride

Lose a Gerbil

Blow Kisses

Give Pinkeye

Finger Paint

Shoot Ping Pong Balls

TRULY LIMITLESS POTENTIAL !!!
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I can see you've given this a LOT of thought, perhaps a bit too much. To qualify, I'll need clarification on the following terms -


Kiester

Bohemian Fart Knock

New Jersey Meat Hook

Blow Bubbles

Blow Kisses

Finger Paint

Booty Twaps

Duke Nuke'm
 
ForRealz

ForRealz

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
I can see you've given this a LOT of thought, perhaps a bit too much. To qualify, I'll need clarification on the following terms
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Kiester: to conceal an item, for later use, in your bunghole.

Bohemian Fart Knock: to fart in the bathtub and pop resulting bubbles with one's mouth.

New Jersey Meat Hook: when one is penetrating a woman's vagina from behind with one's phallus and one casually Pops a thumb into her Anoose.

Blow Bubbles: to create a thin sphere of semen enveloping AssGas which protrudes from one's nether blowhole.

Blow Kisses: to release gas containing pooh atoms directly into the opening in the lower part of another human face.

Finger Paint: to create art using your digits from a colored substance excreted from one's Pujol.

Booty Twaps: 1) when one believes they have been given the "all clear" to enter the anal sphincter, only to realize to the detriment of their penis, there was an actual Log Jam of fecal matter. See Also: 2) a mispronunciation of the phrase Booby Trap by Data from the Goonie's.

Duke Nuke'm: to forcefully spray feces from one's anus using only one's own natural gas as a propellant; often for purpose of creating abstract art, self-defense, or for sexual gratification.
 
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