Biggravy22
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Why do fat people drive so slow? I know there ability to steer is diminished because of the extra belly, but wouldn't they have lead feet? I mean they do have more weight coming down on the peddle.
Why do fat people drive so slow?
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dew-b
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becuase they are too busy looking for some place to stop and eat.
Biggravy22
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Lol...that was good. Im sure you're right though...the woman who inspired this thread was looking at the mcdonalds mighty hard.
dew-b
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it could also be that she couldn't streach her fat foot any farther to de press the peddle any farther
Biggravy22
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you know not all fat all fat people eat every minute and drive slow, cause i'm a large man and love to drive fast man
Whats your definition of large?
ElMonte74
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to where theres usually 5-6'' of space between the steering wheel
Biggravy22
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to where theres usually 5-6'' of space between the steering wheel
oh yeah...you're a big dude. I know alot of overweight people eat very modestly, but you have to admit there are a good percentage of those who eat very excessively. This woman coincidentally was obese, and had a car full of obese kids. You can't tell me a good part of her day isn't spent eating.
jfgordon1
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They probably do... just the car won't go any faster
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Benassi
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I'm blessed to live in a shit hole big city. I get behind EVERY fat stupid slow driving mother fucker in this shit dick town. I'm getting insurance back on my motorcycle... I can't fucking stand people driving here. 45mph so they do 28mph.
/FACEPALM
/FACEPALM
nick the sick maniac
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maybe because their weighing down the car so much, the tires are probally grinding against the wheel wells lol.
cause i have to get my boogers out somehow.
Boogaloo Bud
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I passed someone on the transcanada one time going 150 km, the car I was passing was doing about 125-130km/h. While I was passing I looked over into the car and this chick is reading a fucking novel! Why is it chicks are so much more able to multi-task while driving? I've reached down to turn the radio on and looked up just in time to realize I was a second aways from plowing some chick in the ass.....(or her car lol)
skiskate
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Like two weeks ago I was going down the highway and saw somebody holding the wheel with his knees eating his goddamn cereal for breakfast! He had the bowl and everything....
ADTR
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thats priceless. I have to admit i've done things like that before while driving...
but yeah, I drive really slow when I get super baked. (No, I'm not fat whatsoever.)
nick the sick maniac
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im sure we've all done this at least once but instead of the cereal bowl it was probably a different type of bowl if you know what i mean lol
Charfizcool
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why does the sun rise every morning? why do we breath air? why does the cricket chirp? IT JUST DOES
unless the crickets fat...thats a whole new story
unless the crickets fat...thats a whole new story