Dr Kynes
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havent had a mullet since 92
Why haven't African Americans assimilated into American culture...?
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havent had a mullet since 92
Nope, no wheels under this old farm house. None of the rentals in town have wheels either, sorry.
Johnny Bench called.
UncleBuck
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Canna Sylvan
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You started getting bald early.
Dr Kynes
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nah i aint bald, except when i shave my dome for the summer.
i just got sick of the combing brushing styling and products.
but the ladies sure did love that Alabama Waterfall...
You're beyond my time, Kynes. Beyond my time.
Dr Kynes
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whatchoo mean by that?
back in the early 80's before i started rockin the Ape Drape, i was sporting Farrah Fawcett Majors hair, feathered, layered and swept back at the temples like the wings of a glorious eagle.
my sister was determined to become a hairdresser, and i was doomed to be her mannequin.
in the late 80's i cut a dashing figure in various Punk Rock Do's including liberty poles, the mohawk, and the breifly trendy Horsetail (all head shaved except a 3" circle at the back of the cranium, which is worn long, and tied at the scalp. it sucked to wear, and looked foolish. everybody assumed i was a Hare Krishna on vacation.)
I wasn't even born until the 90s. All that is beyond me, and looking back, well, incomprehensible.
Canna Sylvan
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Real men wear long hair.
I think my generation associates long hair with three traits: 1) an interest in rock music, 2) an interest in drugs, and 3) homelessness.
Dr Kynes
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aww junior, lemme tell you a thing or three about Roller Disco...
Dr Kynes
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imma get my members Only Jacket and my Bodyglove romper out of storage...
Some things are probably best left in the past.
Dr Kynes
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teenage girls in skin tight satiny shortie shorts and tube tops falling over on rollerskates to the sounds of The Bee Gees and the Bay City Rollers? dude.
seriously dude.
Dude. Seriously.
That wouldn't do anything for me. Did the men wear these skin tight shorts and tube tops as well? Of course, walk into a gay club today and you'll probably find better...
Dr Kynes
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bro, back in the 70's all the dudes dressed like male Ice Dancers when they were walking down the street (fig 1). put em in the roller disco round, and they turned into the fruitiest queens in the pride parade, and that's the STRAIGHT guys.... (fig 2)
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Fig. 2
bro, back in the 70's all the dudes dressed like male Ice Dancers when they were walking down the street (fig 1). put em in the roller disco round, and they turned into the fruitiest queens in the pride parade, and that's the STRAIGHT guys.... (fig 2)
fig. 1
Fig. 2
They're both disgusting.
Dr Kynes
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i wouldnt know bro, im strictly for the ladies,but thats the clothes you saw on the street, and in the disco round.
70's fashion was skin tight, diaphonous and always cut on the bias for body hugging drapage...
what?
why you lookin at me like that?
dude.
aww man, not cool! totally not cool!
i took Home Economics cuz i registered late, and thats all there was left!
so i know how to design and sew clothing, big deal!
fuck you guys!
Alright, let me rephrase: people in the 70s were disgusting. Ew. Why!? If they all looked like that, they looked like flaming homos. What a world...and the gays complain about metrosexual men today!
Caveat: I don't go for flaming homos. No one thinks I'm gay unless I mention it--that's typically the kind of guy I go for. Perhaps I'm just immune to this imagery.
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