Wife/Girlfirend/Partner challenge

canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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420God said:
I've been with my wife for seven years now and we still go at it like teenagers.

She's the greatest little thing, she was raised old school Mexican so she takes care of me very well.

I try and spoil her as much as I can in return.:hump:
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Shes a hotty dude:clap: Mine will not let me post a pic of her but she is beautiful......She had long gorgeous hair until recently she cut off 12" of hair and donated it to a place that makes wigs for cancer patients.

Blue eyes and an old soul. She is a complete fireball when you get her going but is also content to sit for hours without saying a word.
 
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Japanfreak

New Member
My wife is awesome.

She sexy as hell and scary.....very scary. Smokes more weed then me, but that's a good thing because I like to keep her as medicated as I can, she get's a bit cranky without the weed. She doesn't cook or clean that much, again good thing because she can't cook worth shit. She forgets my birthday and shit, but so do I. Outside of her looks there is not much about her from an outside perspective that one would be envious off but we just work. But she's got that fire in her. Browned eyed dark haired scary women, what more in life could a man want?
 
CSI Stickyicky

CSI Stickyicky

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Dude, you got it good, but i love my GF!

Today, i wake up, lick it and stick it, and go then shower, and go to work.

So i come home, she has a bag of Volcano vapor ready, and has been bringing out round after round of delicious food and alcohol all night, in between cleaning. I did the laundry, and cleaned some windows, and did some yard work, cause i dont want her to do everything, but she cleaned the kitchen while making great food. Sometimes we fight, but i really got a good GF overall.
 
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StonedPony

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My girlfriend Is Pole Dancer stripper down aht the TittyFlop and Gunshop and she brings all her tips home to me to spend on EBAY buying VELVET PICS of ELVIS,those will be valuable one day, and she loads my vaps for me when IM to stoned to.

Here is her pic........stop drooling....shes mine

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harry paratestes

harry paratestes

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DUDE! Where did you git that picture of my wife/sister. I taught that woman every dance move she knows. We worked on routines in our 5th wheel for months on a pole i installed for her birthday. I gave her the confidence to be the hot sexy mama she is today. I must have neglected her cause she left me a couple of years back. Seeing that she is alive and sexier than ever makes me happy. Would you be so kind as to give me your address so I might send our 5 children back to their mother. She is a good woman if you treat her right.
 
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StonedPony

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harry paratestes said:
DUDE! Where did you git that picture of my wife/sister. I taught that woman every dance move she knows. We worked on routines in our 5th wheel for months on a pole i installed for her birthday. I gave her the confidence to be the hot sexy mama she is today. I must have neglected her cause she left me a couple of years back. Seeing that she is alive and sexier than ever makes me happy. Would you be so kind as to give me your address so I might send our 5 children back to their mother. She is a good woman if you treat her right.
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Will be set up in the new Trailer Park we are moveing in about a week.....will send new addy then...........your lose is my gain....sorry guy. You taught her well I must say
 
harry paratestes

harry paratestes

Member
Obviously the better man won. Can you please tell me, does she still do that thing with her toe and the cup of mayonaise? That woman always was a hellcat between the sheets. Oh well......keep her fed and hose her off every couple of weeks and she should treat you right.
 
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StonedPony

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harry paratestes said:
Obviously the better man won. Can you please tell me, does she still do that thing with her toe and the cup of mayonaise? That woman always was a hellcat between the sheets. Oh well......keep her fed and hose her off every couple of weeks and she should treat you right.
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She uses miracale whip nowa days
 
stickystink

stickystink

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got one myself but she happens to be my misses not my mum!!!! P.S. does she grow ur stuff while u r doing all this? if not then she is obviously not that good, but do u trust her with ur plants? this aint the love connection, but my misses knows everything about m,y lil girls does urs?
 
canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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stickystink said:
got one myself but she happens to be my misses not my mum!!!! P.S. does she grow ur stuff while u r doing all this? if not then she is obviously not that good, but do u trust her with ur plants? this aint the love connection, but my misses knows everything about m,y lil girls does urs?
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We have an agreement I don't go into her garden and she stays outta mine
 
mygirls

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
canuckgrow said:
Alright I'm pitting my woman against anybody elses who thinks they have an awesome partner.
Here is my day today: Went to bed at 5am got up at 10am to hot coffee and home made cinny buns...mmmmm....nice bowl of stinky happiness afterwards......Watched Iron Man 2 and then the Italian Job......that took me up until 2pm or so by then I was ready for a nap.....Laid down while my beautiful wife cleaned up our place then went out and got me some Coors light tallboys which she put in the fridge to become certified cold,,,,a Bottle of Wisers special old... Just woke up to the smell of fresh sausage and home made perogies being cooked for supper........When I get downstairs she gives me a big kiss and a hug then shows me my pipe which she so thoughfully packed a fesh bowl for me.........We have been together for 12 years and I'm so spoiled it makes all of my friends jealous/////So come on folks lets hear you brag about your better half.:hump:
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she dont grow i do, she doesnt help me at all i do it all.. but for all that this is how it goes
i don't work my wife does, i get to go and play all day every day, i can leave for days and ner not even be mad most of the time.. buy my toys and hers too. ya she bitches sum times about the me not doing much around the house but hey i tell her but im having fun leave me alone..
 
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StonedPony

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Well my first wife was cool we had a blast until the incident.........some how my mother n Law came up missing.......well back in the day they would put pictures of Missing PPL on the back of MIlk Cartons in chance they may be spotted and returned safely ,well didnt work for gay ppl cause all you got was the pic of the top of thier head, as time went by they gave up on finding her..........well my wife who NEVER goes in teh basement found all the milk cartons I had bought and emptied and put in trash bags............well she fucking got all mouthy so I kicked her ass out but she was a great cook and fuck......oh welll........oh and I swear I know nothing about my Mother N Law ex MnL or whatever the cunt is.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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canuckgrow said:
Alright I'm pitting my woman against anybody elses who thinks they have an awesome partner.
Here is my day today: Went to bed at 5am got up at 10am to hot coffee and home made cinny buns...mmmmm....nice bowl of stinky happiness afterwards......Watched Iron Man 2 and then the Italian Job......that took me up until 2pm or so by then I was ready for a nap.....Laid down while my beautiful wife cleaned up our place then went out and got me some Coors light tallboys which she put in the fridge to become certified cold,,,,a Bottle of Wisers special old... Just woke up to the smell of fresh sausage and home made perogies being cooked for supper........When I get downstairs she gives me a big kiss and a hug then shows me my pipe which she so thoughfully packed a fesh bowl for me.........We have been together for 12 years and I'm so spoiled it makes all of my friends jealous/////So come on folks lets hear you brag about your better half.:hump:
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Refer to the 'Loose Women' thread.
 
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newstrainnewrules

Active Member
Been with my girl for 2 years now, i do all the grow stuff, she helps when harvest comes around, doesnt ask questions just knows theres always killer bud, wakes me up with morning head and then goes and cooks bacon and eggs whata woman, for my last bday she bought me airsoft rifles and took me to the tittie bar,

first time we meet she punched me in the face and i had a black eye for 2 weeks, been fuckin like bunnys every since
 
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newatit2010

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Well if you want to talk about the greatest woman in the world I have her. The first 25 years we were married we both worked she cleaned and cooked every day. I came home drank beer and smoked weed, ate dranked more beer and smoked more weed and went to bed. The day came she wanted a divorce she had retired and thought she wanted something else,but we are still together. the only change is we both live on her check, I still get up between 4 or5 AM I fix her breakfast I clean up the house and watch my plants grow. The only problem I have is she want buy me any seeds yet but I am still working on that. The last 4 years have been great not working for the system. So I guess if you hang out with some one for 30 years things must be going right some where. Life is good in my book.
 
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