will i pass a urine test?

im in a bit of a dilemna. i need to take a urine test in a month, and im preparing to clean out my system. heres the details.

i am skinny, pretty average height(5 something), eat healthy, drink lots of water. i know i need to avoid junk food cause thc binds to fatty cells. starting tomorrow im going to work out every day.

but the thing is, ive smoked weed a minum of once per day for the past month, and before that i did once every couple days. im not that bad, but i guess you could call me a daily user..i have one last bowl packed that im smoking later on today.

but if i start tomorrow, and do all the excercising, water drinking, and dont smoke at all, will i can get enough out of my system to pass a moderately accurate urine test in 27 days? thanks.

please..i need an answer.

You should be good. 27 days will be more than enough for you to get it out of your system.

how do you know that

kricket53 said:

how do you know that

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From everything ive read if you stop smoking for 27 days before and are pretty skinny and exercise it should be out of your system. The 30 day thing is a myth. It depends on how much fat your body has, fluid intake, exercise. Im not a doctor but I wouldnt worry. I quit about the same amount of time before I went off to boot camp and had no problems.

well, exercise is what gets the thc from your fat into your bloodstream. 27 days is good, and so is drinking a lot of water, you might want to add green tea in there. try a detox product early, they help if you plan on doing this right. also, my understanding is that if you've already stopped smoking and start eating fat food, the new fat will just suppress the old fat and the old thc. so i think you should actually eat fattening shit, there is also this thing called palo azul -blue stick/wood- it's great, it really cleans out your system. i get that stuff here b/c i'm right by mex, idk if you could find it

3 things you can do.

1) go with your plan, it will work just fine you will be clean in 4 weeks no problem.
2) Drink lots of water right before the test to dilute the sample
3) Substitute Synthetic urine that you have preheated to 85F.( I use this method)

okay ill start drinking the tea. i smoked my last bowl about an hour ago and now im done.

good luck mang! if i had to quit for a while i would go a bit mental

You have a really good plan and I think it should be out of your system in a matter of weeks.
Green tea is a very good way to get you clean and also give you more energy ;D

you can also buy an at home drug test at any drug store such as rite aid, walgreens,ect.
you can also get them at walmart, target and kmart. pretty much anywhere sells them now a days.
I dont think you will need to buy one but better to be safe then sorry.
love nodramas idea! use fake urine XD have been thinking about using that myself.

tests can tell based on temperature and chemicals whether if is urine or not. so thanks for the advice everybody, but please tell me: do i eat junk food or not to clean me out?

They can tell temperature, but its easy to keep at the right temp with pocket heaters you buy at the sporting goods stores. They can't tell by chemicals that it is synthetic, in fact it is impossible to tell the difference. Works for me and I take 4-8 tests a year, the hard gas spectrometer ones that you can't fake.

You'll pass. If not try synthetic piss. Works every time.

If your just going to stop smoking buy some at home tests a couple weeks into your break because you might clean out faster then you think.

THC is degraded by an enzyme in your body called cytochrome p450 oxidase. That enzyme's activity is upregulated by caffeine, so if you're wanting to do a long term (like, at least 2 weeks) detox short of nearly O.D.'ing on niacin the day before you pee, I'd go that route. A month of daily caffeine consumption around 500-600 mg (about 5 cups of coffee) would probably be fine. Someone mentioned green tea before, maybe that's where that came from. The metabolites of THC that are left behind as your body starts to clear it (and THC itself) are fat soluble, so yes, daily exercise and cutting out junk food is a good idea, especially if you start the day you quit. You've got to burn that old fat that's been bathing in it, not the stuff you've added on since quitting. I've heard of a diet of only mung beans, rice and water for every meal, but never had the stones to try that one. I could never give up my swedish fish.

Good luck.

I was in the same situation, but I only went one week between smoking and taking my test. Passed no problem. A friend of mine took the same urine test for the same company (she smoked the day before) and used a product called "420" which is sposed to make you pass. She failed and wasted 30 bucks on the product

i need to drink five cups of coffee daily?? im more of a two cup person, too much makes me sick.

Just a suggestion. Funny, people are willing to swill some probably bogus detox concoction that they have no idea what the fuck's in there, but are reluctant to double their morning coffee for a month. You don't have to do exclusively coffee, either. Two cups of coffee in the morning, a No-Doz at lunch, a red bull with dinner. That dose was just off the top of my head, too, Google "coffee marijuana" or "cytochrome marijuana" or something and see if you can find anything different. Maybe the enzyme is upregulated by something other than caffeine as well. The only way to actually speed up the biochemical process is to increase the enzymes activity, though, diluting with fluids and burning fat don't do anything to THC metabolism, they just alter the way your body stores it. Anyway, good luck.

Lots of things have caffeine in them lol. but im sure you'll pass anyways with 4 weeks of no smoking.

alright. haha i'm saving up all my bud so the day after i pass the test i'm splitting an ounce of kb with a couple friends.