Wish and Corruption game

gioua

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I wish for peace and happiness for everyone...

wish granted, however peace and happiness are names for cats and now we all have cats...

I wish I could jump 40 feet
 

kronicsmurf

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granted however there is a ceiling of 20 feet ..............................................................I Wish for instant growing pot.
 

VILEPLUME

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granted however there is a ceiling of 20 feet ..............................................................I Wish for instant growing pot.
You blackout and find the pot missing. The government stole it and claims they were never at your place.

I wish animal abuse never happened again.
 

shrxhky420

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You blackout and find the pot missing. The government stole it and claims they were never at your place.

I wish animal abuse never happened again.
Granted but now all the animal abusers are anal raping you instead.

I wish I could always be happy
 

VILEPLUME

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Granted, but you can only move piles of shit.

I wish my wife and I could have a baby girl
You and your wife do have a baby girl :) She is raised well and with the strength she needs to get through life. She marries and nice young man from Canada and decides to get her citizenship. Afterwards she joins the Canadian army and is deployed to Afghanistan where she does very well holding a small outpost in the hills. A trigger happy American pilot flies by and mistakes the Canadian outpost for a Taliban outpost, drops a round of high explosive bombs and kills everyone in the camp. The American government covers it up, never gives the trigger happy pilot a trial but a dishonorable discharge, the story is never played on the news, never read in the papers and the only people that know about her sacrifice are the Canadians.

I wish for making no plant on earth to be patented or illegal.
 
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