Woke up this morning sick

hardroc

hardroc

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Oh man, I feel like a can of smashed assholes. Just sittin' of the couch in a big pile of myself. Almost asked the ol' girl to stay home from work today to take care of me lol.
Woke up in the middle of the night, couldn't breath very well, throat sore as ol' hell, my face and eye balls feel like they're gonna explode, from all the pressure, nose running like a tap, hot and cold chills.
I was supost to go to my best buds diper party. He made a $100 sea food chowder mmmm...., then boozin' it up playing texas holdem for $30 buy-in and then watch the U.F.C. and watch St. Peier whoops some ass, but now sick as fuck.
I'm scared to even attempt to smoke a J it's that bad.
Not really any purpose for this thread, just pissed I'm gonna miss out, cause I can't go there sick, his girl is due any day now so........I wouldn't wanna get her sick.
Holla if you got something to say, I'm sick and bored..........
 
neosapien

neosapien

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hardroc said:
Oh man, I feel like a can of smashed assholes. Just sittin' of the couch in a big pile of myself. Almost asked the ol' girl to stay home from work today to take care of me lol.
Woke up in the middle of the night, couldn't breath very well, throat sore as ol' hell, my face and eye balls feel like they're gonna explode, from all the pressure, nose running like a tap, hot and cold chills.
I was supost to go to my best buds diper party. He made a $100 sea food chowder mmmm...., then boozin' it up playing texas holdem for $30 buy-in and then watch the U.F.C. and watch St. Peier whoops some ass, but now sick as fuck.
I'm scared to even attempt to smoke a J it's that bad.
Not really any purpose for this thread, just pissed I'm gonna miss out, cause I can't go there sick, his girl is due any day now so........I wouldn't wanna get her sick.
Holla if you got something to say, I'm sick and bored..........
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Sorry to hear of your current condition bro. I think you're doing the right thing with the preggo chick. Around this time every year I start back up work and end up getting sick for a week or two, but have no choice but to work through it after collecting unemployment for 4 months. Hope you start to feel better.
 
hardroc

hardroc

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Thanks for your best wishes ppl, I get sick onece a year and man when I do.............it's a hell of a ride
 
hardroc

hardroc

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Man, I can barely smoke cigerett, my girl came home for lunch and took a haul off the pipe and blew it at me, I damn near died, couldn't breath or catch my wind, I don't think the lungs can handle a J or a pipe load
 
FuZZyBUDz

FuZZyBUDz

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small bong loads only! WITH ICE too. it helps more than u think but only littler hits tho no BIG rippers.
 
FM420

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I hear ya Roc, went to bed last night around 3 in the morning after a few brewskis at a friends, woke up around half 7/8 with a banging headache and dodgy stomach, an hour later I started blowing chunks like no mans business, yellow, black, what looked like blood even at one point!!! dry heaving, tired as shit, no energy, face like a wet weekend.......its absolutely shit. How can two strapping gentlemen such as ourselves hit the sack, right as rain, then wake up like some sort of experiment.. ?

Waiting on the missus getting in from work in a few hours then Im going to attempt a bong, maybe even half a one just, 'cos I haven't threw up for a few hours and I would love it ever so much if it stayed that way lol know what I mean
 
hardroc

hardroc

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FM420 said:
I hear ya Roc, went to bed last night around 3 in the morning after a few brewskis at a friends, woke up around half 7/8 with a banging headache and dodgy stomach, an hour later I started blowing chunks like no mans business, yellow, black, what looked like blood even at one point!!! dry heaving, tired as shit, no energy, face like a wet weekend.......its absolutely shit. How can two strapping gentlemen such as ourselves hit the sack, right as rain, then wake up like some sort of experiment.. ?

Waiting on the missus getting in from work in a few hours then Im going to attempt a bong, maybe even half a one just, 'cos I haven't threw up for a few hours and I would love it ever so much if it stayed that way lol know what I mean
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ahahaha yea, I wish mine was just hangover, I'm used to that lol, but man the puking, shiting and cold chills fucking suck, dry heaves for awhile till I started drinking water inbetween my hurls, which I think just makes me puke more, can't eat a fucking thing, I'll see how I feel tomorow afternoon, if still like this, gonna have to go get a check up.
This is some straight up fuckery right here, I haven't felt this bad since.........prolly last time I was sick lol
I don't even have a bong anymore got clumsy (drunk) 1 night and knocked it over on the basement floor. Have you tried the warm water trick?
 
FM420

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hardroc said:
ahahaha yea, I wish mine was just hangover, I'm used to that lol, but man the puking, shiting and cold chills fucking suck, dry heaves for awhile till I started drinking water inbetween my hurls, which I think just makes me puke more, can't eat a fucking thing, I'll see how I feel tomorow afternoon, if still like this, gonna have to go get a check up.
This is some straight up fuckery right here, I haven't felt this bad since.........prolly last time I was sick lol
I don't even have a bong anymore got clumsy (drunk) 1 night and knocked it over on the basement floor. Have you tried the warm water trick?
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Defintootly mate, I would've took two hangovers at the once instead of this malarky. No haven't tried the warm water thingy yet, the better (and healthier) half is away to pick some up, I pleaded with her to let me come along, honestly... ahem :twisted:

Im able to hold some liquids down now which is a good sign, the woman picked up these little sachets of stuff called 'resolve' for settling upset stomachs and for real bad hangovers, just mix it with a glass of water and get yer sip on, and that shit worked like two charms! Literally as soon as it hit my stomach I could feel the soothing goodness lol probably the best I've felt all day to be fair ha. And as for bong breaking, your speaking to a pro haha I swear sometimes them shits move themselves into position so I knock them flying! What about yourself cheif, you feeling any better or.. ?

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hardroc

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Starting too, got the ol' girl to rub me down and drove some soup into my guts. Still feel pretty shitty though, hopefully better tomorow
 
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resinraider

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I jus got done my sikness. 3 days of at home. Good thing I made a tray of brownies so I could spend the 3 days very heavaly medicated. If u can't stop sneezes and coughs, the best thing for that is exlax. Good luck!
 
hardroc

hardroc

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exlax for coughing and sneezing? lol I don't know about that............I already got the shits something fierce lol
Still sick as a dog today, not quite as bad but still hurtin'. That's a good Idea, never thought of making cookies or brownies, I still got a bunch of canna butter left too. I'ma have to get the ol' girl to make some hopefully
 
hardroc

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ahahahhaha, I damn near had an accident yesterday lol. I was coughing soo hard and I felt it comming, squeezed my ass cheecks together and waddled to the bathroom just in time lol. Close call (whew)
 
g00sEgg

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ahahahhaha, I damn near had an accident yesterday lol. I was coughing soo hard and I felt it comming, squeezed my ass cheecks together and waddled to the bathroom just in time lol. Close call (whew)
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Yeah bro, sharts for the lose.
 
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resinraider

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Ewwwww. The worst is stomace illness when ur shitting in the toilet and barfing in the sink or tub at the same time. Somtimes vice versa
 
hardroc

hardroc

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hahahha yea been there, the worst is when you're running to the bathroom and you don't know which one's gonna come 1st and trying to make the quick decision should I puke in the shitter 1st so you don't have to clean the mess or puke in the tub
 
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