Women... pfft

DWR

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I find it hilarious when Men whine about how women are and it just perplexes them to no end. lol Men are so simple minded and target oriented that when you throw in a few emotional elements into their lives they become sad, lost and confused. What men see as unreasonable really isn't so, it's just complicated in a way that consists of a lot of seemingly random variables that only women can understand.

It all boils down to a lack of communication and understanding, sometimes unintentional and intentional but whether you can see it or not, a woman's needs may seem chaotic and irrational but I assure you they are valid and extremely necessary to lead a normal sane life.

u r a woman ?

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a woman's needs may seem chaotic and irrational but I assure you they are valid and extremely necessary to lead a normal sane life.
Ok, so womens points and needs are totally necessary for us guys...... lets give em evrything so we can live a sane life :P

thats what you are saying.

common bs.

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So is a mans needs... ^^ So give us peace .... oh doesnt work.. u have to meet us halfway :D

thats why when u meet the woman for ya life... its halfway.. and all is excellent :D

peace :mrgreen:
 

xmissxaliex

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Ok I know im going to get alot of negative posts about this thread.. It seems there pretty much impossible to make happy and they want everything... most of my experience's with women in the past is they love to start rumours.. talk alot.. and just bitch.. they complain about men being assholes but women drive them there.. Women can pretty much get anything they want with there money makers.. I have even noticed alot of girls have guy friends cause they cant even get along with there female friends.. Ok there's are alot of good women out there who are really decent people but it just seems alot are incredible judgemental and can totally put you down!

Im pretty much a women to bitch about women to make this thread
what are your thoughts..

pffft. i agree. some girls are NASTY. thank god i smoke and i'm chill. i'll only bitch if there's no weed. lol. i have more guy friends because some girls are just horrible. besides, guys make me geek about video games and shit when they sit there and just are so into it or all this shit compared to girls. talking about makeup or something. just because i do my makeup doesn't mean i have to TALK about it. sheesh. =)

well. i agree with you =D
 

Biggravy22

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Here's an example of a typical marriage:

The wife bitches at you for not getting things done around the house.
So the husband works more around the house.

The wife bitches at you that there's not enough money.
So the husband picks up another job to make more money.

The wife bitches at you that you never spend any time with her.
So the husband quits second job to spend more time with her.

The wife bitches at you for not getting things done around the house.
So the husband works more around the house.

The wife bitches at you that there's not enough money.
So the husband picks up another job to make more money.

The wife bitches at you that you never spend any time with her.
So the husband quits second job to spend more time with her.

It goes round and round like that for decades.

Dude Im really starting to see that. Marriage is not for the feint of heart.
 

Biggravy22

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pffft. i agree. some girls are NASTY. thank god i smoke and i'm chill. i'll only bitch if there's no weed. lol. i have more guy friends because some girls are just horrible. besides, guys make me geek about video games and shit when they sit there and just are so into it or all this shit compared to girls. talking about makeup or something. just because i do my makeup doesn't mean i have to TALK about it. sheesh. =)

well. i agree with you =D


My wife's opinionated, but when there is no weed in the house, she turns into an Uber bitch. She get's over it, and calms down, but for the first half hour to hour I wanna be somewhere else.
 

xmissxaliex

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My wife's opinionated, but when there is no weed in the house, she turns into an Uber bitch. She get's over it, and calms down, but for the first half hour to hour I wanna be somewhere else.

i'm not an uber bitch but i'll go in a room by myself so i don't get huffy. lol. i mean, if its being sober for a day or 2, fine but after a couple days of no weed i get pissed and shaky lol. aww. =(
 

xmissxaliex

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Lol! I know that routine.


it happens to the best of us..

but i can't lie.


girls are fucking bitches.

when my mom is in a bad mood or my best friend... i get scared.

like i really, really get scared lol. ahhh...

i feel like i need a joint just thinking about it lol.
 

Biggravy22

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it happens to the best of us..

but i can't lie.


girls are fucking bitches.

when my mom is in a bad mood or my best friend... i get scared.

like i really, really get scared lol. ahhh...

i feel like i need a joint just thinking about it lol.


That's because women are pure unadulterated evil.

Never turn your back on anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
 
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BackDoorMan

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I find it hilarious when Men whine about how women are and it just perplexes them to no end. lol Men are so simple minded and target oriented that when you throw in a few emotional elements into their lives they become sad, lost and confused. What men see as unreasonable really isn't so, it's just complicated in a way that consists of a lot of seemingly random variables that only women can understand.

It all boils down to a lack of communication and understanding, sometimes unintentional and intentional but whether you can see it or not, a woman's needs may seem chaotic and irrational but I assure you they are valid and extremely necessary to lead a normal sane life.

I would have to disagree.. we don;' become sad lost and confused.. we're just fuckin lost..lol.

when we're growing up, we're told to stop crying and get over it.. "big boy's don;t cry, stop being a titty baby ect ect " all that good shit..

Girls make fun of us for being emotinal as young men, so it gets hard to understand all of those feelings and emotions, because as a child and a young man, and a guy in general... you're told to shut all that off pretty much... Men arent supposed to cry when watching a movie.. he's not supposed to fuckin bawl like a baby, with snot bubbles and that involuntary fucke dup breathing you do when your soul hurts.. just because your girl left..

As a teenager, everyperson we come in contact with, tell's us all there is is fucking.. she's a whore and you're a man.. we're taught by every guy we come in contact with, to see women as objects, and not as people. Some women out there arent helping the situation any either by putting themselves out there as just objects..

So, to look at us as simple and what not.. I don't think thats fair..

we're expected to be dead inside sorta.. and then when we meet a woman we care about.. that we really love and want.. we don;t fuckin know what to do when she loves us back.. we've done what we're taught.. we've went out hunting, we conqured europe and now we're comming home with the rewards.. only now.. we don't have a fuckin clue how to say "yay we won".. because thats kinda gay...

I mean, what do you want from us? It's like tecahing your dog to roll over and then beating the shit out of him for not knowing how to play dead.. we can't win... we don;t know how..

every influence that we come in contact with for the most part, tell's you that you're not supposed to express those feelings.. I mean.. not really told "Don;t show you care".. but.. when's the last time you seen a man just outta nowhere, grab his wife at a friends party, not drunk or fucked up, and just proclaim to everyone there that he loves her?

when's the last time you seen a guy just fuckin lose his shit at work or school cause his girl left him? And if we do lose it.. everyone fuckin laughs.. including the one you lose it for..

I grew up with nothing but women, so I know how you think you motherfucker's.. I wish my ole lady would play mind games with me.. that whole packin your shit up and leaving so we'll chase you down and shit... fuck that.. I'd roll over, say baby I love you with everything in me and only wanna see you happy.. if thats what it take's.. turn the lights out when you leave...

I don;t know.. I just think it's both way's

If a man put's good dick on a woman, she'll stay through anything.. he could fuckin bitch slap you at christmas eve diner infront of her momma and family, and she'll come back aslong as you make her make that one sound... "ooohhh" after that.. it's over.. she's his for life...

Or, if you can lay it to her where she make's you literally stop because her leg is cramping from shaking, she's got sweat under her eye's, on her upper lip, biting the cover's and holding you down so you don't move her while she tries to recover.. and never even pull your dick out.. she's yours..

she may fuck you over, and cause your life to be hell.. but she aint goin nowhere.. she may fuck around and shit.. but she's comming home to you.. so see, it goes both way's..


if you put alittle love in us, we wander around like lost puppies, but if we can satisfy your most basic of urges.. and not just like "ok, i'm good.. thanks".. but like "oh my fuckin god, no.. no.. don;t.. dont move don't move.. oooh shit don;t move... yeah.. oh fuck...".. then like a dog, she may stray to see what the neighbors are eating.. but she'll come back..
 

iamthatguy

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Ditto!

Plus men can't multitask. Yes, you should be able to do ten things at once, I do.
If you mean talking on the phone while watching TV while making tea while being on the computer then yes women do a great job at multitasking ........
 

loke

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Oh don't get me wrong I dislike the female gender plenty too but I felt the need to play the devils advocate for a moment and it seemed to be just the right ingredient to potentate some intelligent responses. :)

Thank you for that response DWR, it was very enlightening.
 

DWR

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Oh don't get me wrong I dislike the female gender plenty too but I felt the need to play the devils advocate for a moment and it seemed to be just the right ingredient to potentate some intelligent responses. :)

Thank you for that response DWR, it was very enlightening.
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~MoE~

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yes i really try and stay single i hate not being able to trust girls as i really do miss the relationship side of things but i cant trust them simple as that i spose i have been single now for ages and yea sex life is the best but hell i'm single fairl happy for now so its good baby
 
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