Womens Menstration Kills Plants

My girl dont give a shit about anything like that... She has dreads and smokes just as much as i do. We are some carefree hippies... If i leave the seat up she just puts it down. However, I just cant get her to cook for me...haha
 
Oh my god, you guys are so funny! Its kinda gross to sit on the toilet rim you guys pee on. And if your ass is small enough like mine, you'll never get back to sleep after a cold dip of water on your bum!!!

And I just have to say one thing about girls killing plants... do you think all growers are guys? Or do we recruit guys once a month to take care of our plants? Hello?!?!?
 
Yea me too im a good shot, unless i get the old fork in the road, then ya got decide quickly wich route to take, the left or the right :) he he
 
MissBehavin said:
Its nice to be a girl... Sure I can't pee standing up, no way I can write my name in the snow. But you'v heard the old joke about whats the difference between a man and woman going to the bar looking to get laid right?

A woman knows whether shes going home with someone or not..... kidding!

I'm bored today surfing funny video clips. Just for shits and giggles, check this out.

How to Get Laid | Men & Women | Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab
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:lol: thats funny shit, but i wonder why you was looking for videos on how to get laid?? Eh? lmao :hump: JK.
 
Well, if I follow their instructions, I'm good. I'm a chick.

Step #1 : If your a girl, just go have sex.

Bored man, just surfing. I'm kind of sick little shit like that too. I find humor in stuff like that. I'v got a guy, no shortage of sex here. :D
 
Stoney McFried said:
Lmao....it's a throwback from when women were considered unclean during their menses.In many Native American tribes, they had to sit in a special tent with other menstruating women and were not allowed to prepare food for the men or touch their weapons because they would taint them.
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Women ruin everything huh stoney? :roll:
 
Alot of the weird laws about eating shell fish, menstruating women and other absolute absurdities can be found in the book of leviticus.
 
What crap. I grew all of our plants and tended them every day including the days that I was having a period. My husband would have thought I'd lost my mind had I told him that I couldn't "garden" because I had my period.

If my period gave me the ability to kill vegitation that would be very handy for killing weeds though - teaching the dog to do it isn't working.
 
Yea ya can just see it now....
my plants always die a month on......

Whats your watering schedule?
What soil are you using?
What kinda lights are you using?
and are you male or female?

Ha Ha Ha some people come out with some fairy tails...
 
I can write my name in the snow....if I drink 4 gallons of water and plan on wet ankles.
MissBehavin said:
Its nice to be a girl... Sure I can't pee standing up, no way I can write my name in the snow. But you'v heard the old joke about whats the difference between a man and woman going to the bar looking to get laid right?

A woman knows whether shes going home with someone or not..... kidding!

I'm bored today surfing funny video clips. Just for shits and giggles, check this out.

How to Get Laid | Men & Women | Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab
Click to expand...

Yes,we do.Too bad we have half the power and ALL the p*ssy.
NewGrowth said:
Women ruin everything huh stoney? :roll:
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