Woomeister's Countdown To Xmas Thread.

[Woomeister]

Bad for business...

 

[CrackerJax]

Comfort food maybe?

Work on ur hot soups!

 

[Woomeister]

If only it was that easy. The supply chain is fucked. My Chip shop cant get potatoes as they are in the ground and the fishing boats are coming back with poor catches! The pavements are covered in snow and ice and everyone is staying in doors. My Contract business is fine, big bankers party this weekend ££££££. Did I tell you about my new biodiesel venture?

 

[CrackerJax]

No ... my neighbor is doing that right now. I think it's a complimentary business for you considering you must go through a bit of oil, no?

 

[Woomeister]

I use 6000ltrs per annum. I have purchased the plant and a plot of land, hire a man and van (save on wages!) to pick up another 1000ltrs per week. I turn the whole lot into Biodiesel and sell it for 75p per liter. Should Net about 30k pa from first year alone. I am thinking of becoming an electricity producer for the national grid. The govt are offering huge incentives! Watch this space...

 

[Woomeister]

 

[CrackerJax]

I think U'll do well with it, especially in the UK.

 

[worm5376]

I must have unsub'd to this by mistake

 

[Woomeister]

I think U'll do well with it, especially in the UK.

There are only 30 or so big producers in the country, none in my area. But like I said I think the real money will be in electricity subsidies etc.

 

[Woomeister]

The off shoot business from biodiesel production is making soap! Im going to source a cottage industry type producer that makes scented soap on a rope and the like and maybe invest when I find a good one. Producing biodiesel has one biproduct, glycerol!

 

[CrackerJax]

I think the timing is right on.

You should do quite well with it.

My neighbor a few roads over is struggling with his business, but then again, he isn't too bright from what I've gathered.

But the real $$$ is there for those with a bit more on the ball.

 

[Woomeister]

ages.............30cm more snow tonight.....marvellous!!!

 

[CrackerJax]

Reality meets computer weather modeling ... reality wins again!

 

[bobtokes]

what ho woo

 

[Woomeister]

Bobs yer uncle!

 

[bobtokes]

fanny's yer aunt !

 

[ruderalis88]

robert's your faither's brother, and i hope all your donuts turn out like fannys'

 

[Woomeister]

evening rudegirl....

 

[bobtokes]

robert's your faither's brother, and i hope all your donuts turn out like fannys'

that' a broad accent lol

 

[Woomeister]

evening Uncle Bob! How's Fanny?