Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

theexpress

theexpress

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Alienwidow said:
Cummon man! Word around the dojo is that you have the best looking beast on the island. I promise i wont right click save on it or use it in my man meat shrine. :):):)
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Dude there is creepy... There is abnormal.. then there is you ;) Btw don't stop I like your making even me seen normal.... Ish
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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theexpress said:
Dude there is creepy... There is abnormal.. then there is you ;)
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Oh im a big ole bag of fuckery. Im comfy enough with my heteroness to joke about dicks and homosexuality, im in no fear that someone sees me as being gay. Everyone knows what turns them on and ive taken showers with lots of guys and if i was gay my dick would move.....but it doesnt, not even a twitch. I can assure you your penis is safe in my hands ;)
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Too much?

hahaha

EDIT: Damn, I'm gonna feel real bad if he actually has daddy issues.

Shit - THIS is why I would suck at internet fucking.

@theexpress , I didn't mean it baby. I just got so angsty is alls. You know how I get. You AnTagonize me...
 
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Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
You're from chiraq it would be irresponsible to trust you..

PM me if you want to see my peen In all its glory... I can get close to explosion. . That way I can back off right before completion. And take a pic of my meat while it has the drips.
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I prefer flaccid and with a face drawn on....

Maybe we can meet in the middle? hahah
 
theexpress

theexpress

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Yessica... said:
Too much?

hahaha

EDIT: Damn, I'm gonna feel real bad if he actually has daddy issues.

Shit - THIS is why I would suck at internet fucking.

@theexpress , I didn't mean it baby. I just got so angsty is alls. You know how I get. You AnTagonize me...
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My sperm doner was a scumbag but I'm over it... I raised myself as a man and imvstill getting the hang of it. I won't be attending his funeral or anyone on my dad's side. Couple real estateslum Lord millionaire s over that way but fuckem don't want nothing from them. I'm self made and were my money comes from or how I live is noones bizzness but my own. No harm no foul though.. ivstill love you. But your definitely not seeing my Dick now.. ;)
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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theexpress said:
My sperm doner was a scumbag but I'm over it... I raised myself as a man and imvstill getting the hang of it. I won't be attending his funeral or anyone on my dad's side. Couple real estateslum Lord millionaire s over that way but fuckem don't want nothing from them. I'm self made and were my money comes from or how I live is noones bizzness but my own. No harm no foul though.. ivstill love you. But your definitely not seeing my Dick now.. ;)
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HOLY FUCK - so I NAILED IT before!

Eeeep. Wow, am I ever going to HELL.

That's like calling a person with Downs Syndrome an idiot.

Fuck man, my bad. You can have a few spanks for free...

I feel like I just lost the Quiddich cup...

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hahahahaha
 
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