Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

about to hit the bong now, then Pizza Hut deep dish supreme, extra cheese...YUMMMMM!
hahahahah

Funniest fucking thing. Ive been talking to a person who is pretending to be a pizza.

First time I have ever seen that one a dating site. For two months, only once every couple weeks, this member who says they are a pizza talks to me on Tinder.

hahahaha

It's always at night so I'm generally quite high. But it's fucking hilarious.

I just asked him if Jabba the Hut from Spaceballs was his uncle. He's playing along. Second Cousin, he said.

hahahahah
 
Old roommate send me stuff from the internets all the time.

He sent me this, saying "young Yessica".


It's awesome! Kids are great!
 
Is it a Canadian thing? I've noticed you have said Oh Bother before as an American we'd say oh brother..thats the nice way though .. some would say Goddam sum bitch muhfucker
 
when i was little, my sister and i decided to name the new family cat Pooh. not until my mom was yelling for the cat to come inside one night did she hear herself yelling, "pooh pooh, poooh poooooh" did we realize it didn't turn out like we had hoped. that's probably why i went with eeyore for my house key. bongsmilie
 
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