Would you break up with a girlfriend if she was horrible in bed?

Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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Because I just did, and I don't feel bad about it. Haha and no I didn't tell her that was the reason. What's the funniest/worst reason you've broken up with someone?
 
aDarkepiphany..

aDarkepiphany..

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haha thats diabolical how the fuck do u spell that word? ne ways was she good lookin? and i mean if shes bad in bed doesnt that mean basically u could train the sex to the way you want..

i broke up with a gal cuz she had on semi slanted eye....haha i cant stand faces that arent symmetrical....on that note boobs too haha....i broke up with a gal, after we had sex( the lights were off) when i turned them on her left tittie was noticably bigger than the other hahah
 
Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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HAHAHAHAHA semi slanted eye. So many jokes, so little space.

Yeah she was pretty hot, but( I don't mean for this to sound as arrogant as it will) I've had better looking girls without having to "train" them.

I would have taught her, but it was bad, it was bad to the point where I was thinking one day with my buddy "I wouldn't even care if she cheated on me, I don't get jealous of bad sex." The funny thing about it though, is she probably thinks it's me, but she's only had sex with one other person, one other time besides me. And she thinks she's really good, I couldn't burst that bubble in good conscience.


Instead of explaining every nuance of what our relationship once was, I'll leave you with one last thought:

I faked an orgasm to get out of sex, I'm a guy.
 
aDarkepiphany..

aDarkepiphany..

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dude haha damn. i laughed at that so much, not arrogant at all, actually i shoulda figured. i m so high btw, i just had to retype this all i orgot ll he irst etters hahah
 
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