thump easy
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so im at the gym this dude tells me hey this brazzillian chick saw u she wants to go out with u... Im like for realz? he is like ya man she is hot so he gives me the number i call she sends me some ass shots MAN IT WAS LIKE FIRE!!!!! thick like i like that bootie aw man she sends me beceni shots boob shots im like FUCK YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! so i jump in my tahoo at the tym n pull up i see this short ass girl come out she was small n round i mean round n i open the door i thinking she is like 16 years old mabe the lil sister so i say whats up girl were is your sister she is like who? im like well it me im like the girl from the picture she like YAAAA!!!!! im like wait she jumps i start to drive off n she tell me WEN U GONA LET ME HIT THAT? im like excuse me wen was this picture taken she is like two month ago OW HELL NO!!! NO ONE CAN PUT ON THAT MUCH WEIGHT IN TWO MONTH I DONT CAR IF UR DIET CONSISTED OF JUNK FOOD NO FUCKEN WAY i flip a bitch n i say im sorry u gota get off she like y im like cuz u lied she like FUCK U UR LOSE im like fuck dude why do these girls keep lien to me SO i got to the trainer n say HE YOKED, WHAT THE FUCK n he sead shit i hit it she fine to me.... i guess some people love big women the dude was a good looken yoked out mother fucker but i guess thats what he liked if you lie to me NO THANK....... n thats my enounter with big girls... ow buy the way the girl in the picture was her cousin cuz god dam her face look gorgous in real life no way not her she lied.
in high school i get transferd i new no one me n my cousin so all kinds of phone calls come in my cousin is a good looking fool anyways so they start calling the house pritty voices our horny ass r like hell ya but wen we get to the destination man gangster chicks come walking out with panchoes all fucken huge man im like ow hell no!!!! my cousin hit the cluch n puts it in revers buring rubber i cant believe these girls fucken come runing after the car with bottles cuz we dissthem one trys to jump on the hood n falls my cuzing eyes r huge he hit first gear n peels out man bottles r flien tord us... we get to school that monday n a crowd of guys suround us ow man a fight for shure a friend from another school comes flying in with the first puch ya we got our asses kicked all over some big ganster chicks trien to get dick i guess the big one that tried to jump on the car was someones sister dude they were happy to see us but wen we sead hell no n peeled out they werent happy hahaha so much for la vern high school.
in high school i get transferd i new no one me n my cousin so all kinds of phone calls come in my cousin is a good looking fool anyways so they start calling the house pritty voices our horny ass r like hell ya but wen we get to the destination man gangster chicks come walking out with panchoes all fucken huge man im like ow hell no!!!! my cousin hit the cluch n puts it in revers buring rubber i cant believe these girls fucken come runing after the car with bottles cuz we dissthem one trys to jump on the hood n falls my cuzing eyes r huge he hit first gear n peels out man bottles r flien tord us... we get to school that monday n a crowd of guys suround us ow man a fight for shure a friend from another school comes flying in with the first puch ya we got our asses kicked all over some big ganster chicks trien to get dick i guess the big one that tried to jump on the car was someones sister dude they were happy to see us but wen we sead hell no n peeled out they werent happy hahaha so much for la vern high school.