ALLRIGHT TYM TO TELL THE BEASTIE STORIE....... so i was in long beach, i had gotten over my yeild more than i had expected.. i was like wow this big bud is a mother fucker so my girl gets all paroniod n tell me she dont want it in the house! i mean i was shocked at the yeild for indoor any ways i got to the store the clinic to c if my old friend was intrested? well i get thier he varafies me LONG TYM NO C, ya man its been a long tym, so this dude introduces me to his brother beastie, i was like dam he is beasty looking i mean he is a hardy looking male thick boned big belly so i sit n he tells me let me go get your donation i was pleased, he sead yes!!! you know my ladie wanted to give it away,,, i was like fuck that...... so his brother asked me have u ever fucked and asian chick, i was like ya i have? me n ur brother usto have a good old tym...... then he puts on some porno on the computer while we waited n i was like dam, he was siting down i was behind the guy standing n well he kept looking back at my croch n he was laughing so i felt uncomfortable i mean it takes a real naked women to give me a boner (meaning in the flesh) i seen to many in real life n in the magazines n everywere that usto be my seven year old hobie man hiding those dirty mags from my brother n my friends dads.... n e ways he was looking at my croch MIND U IM RIGHT BEHIND HIM so i just got that feeling that this dude is gay imean he looked like he was looking at a crystal meth pipe waiting to get his turn n laughn i was like wow this is strange. I tell him look out i might poke out ur eye he sead ITS OKAY. so my friend gets back n gives me a donation i drive home 2 hours away,man 2 to get thier, 2 back usualy in traffic its not that fast. i dont talk to them anymore but let me tell u so i get home.... three months pass the same shit except my lady she is so mad that i got more than my rec allowed so i leave again i get their this tym he tells me to go to his house, the traffic killed me over thier, so im thier, i drink a corona i stop at the 7/11 n grab them. n finish the six pack. so i begin to head out at 11 pm i get a call it's him my friend n tells me, he left his phone in my car.
man i was almost home!!! i was tired so i turn around their goes 6 hours of driving i get off i drop it off n i leave again this tym i get a call im like an hour away n its BEASTIE hello? hi THUMPER it s me. im like okay? CAN U BRING ME MY KEYS.... im like how did they get in hear? he sead his brother left them... ow man i didnt remember seeing any fucken keys so its like 1 a.m. n im fucken tired!!!!!!!! so i flip a bitch n its the brother outside its 2 a.m. and he is like WHATS UP THUMPER im like hear he grabs the keys n stoaks my hand im like dam!!!!!! man his finger ran threw my palm OW HELL NO hahaha im like look beastie its late n he seas it the best tym right now lets go to the rail road tracks. im like WHAT!!!!!! he's like ya you know, im like NO I DONT! he's like OW COME ON MAN ALL YOU NEED IS A WARM MOUTH, im looking at his big ow head, all shabie from not shaven n i get this image in my head n i about threw up i started backing up tord my ride i wasnt shure if i should take one to the head i mean punch the guy or leave without hurting his feelings you know my friends brother, ow god what i sead is, look beasti i got a girl n im flaterd but please im sorry, HE YELLS YOUR A FUCKEN TEEAS i know ull like it i can do it better than a girl i jump in my ride my stomach starts to turn ow shit i look in my rear view mirror it him n he is following me so i wake my girl up n i tell her what just happend cuz i know she is already fucken mad. I ASK HER SHOULD I PULL OVER N KNOC THE GUY OUT? she is like fuck no im going over thier n im gona knock his ass out!!!!! so i get home i get introuble man she dont want me to grow weed no more.... im like fuck the shops r to expensive she like fuck that no more!!!!!! shit i lost the privlages u know i always was geting more than i expected n my girl knows i been to prison she just dont like me doing anything she is cristain dude i was mad.... so i call my friend n i tell him what happend n all i hear is, realy, ow realy, um ha, ow ya, owwwww..... n then i hear the phone fall i hear like a guy voice turning into a girly voice AWWW AWWWW NOOOOO NOOOO (sorry i was interupted buy a nutrients split with a friend i had to go biger is cheaper for the plants) anyways.... NO NO i hear heavy breathing the phone droping n it sounded like a royal ass kicking. i hear my FRIEND YELLING( I TOLD U MOTHER FUCKER DONT BRING THAT SHIT TO MY FRIENDS KEEP IT AWAY ) i felt bad i hung up the phone the fucked up part is the guy kicking ass was smaller look like he couldnt do much n beastie could have just wooped ass if he wanted to but that was my encounter with a big gay guy. DONT GET ME WRONG I FLUCKUATE i got threw my gaining weight spells from the beer n weed n then i feel guilty n hit the track n the trails n well i have been over weight i let myself go one tym i was just realy over weight but you know if you want to be in the game of ladies u gota get your ass back in the gym ..... n this storie wasnt so funny kinda sad actualy but my friends seem to laugh their asses off...
so big girls im not raggen on any of u but like i sead be happy find the guy thats all i can say im not a doctor im just a grower looking to medicate u lil heart 
