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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Give no gift at all, and then hope they never realize it was you who left no gift. And as the years go by wonder why you and they have grown distant and wonder why and tell yourself it's not your fault... It's not your fault, they were acting weird a year ago anyway when they never returned your text, right?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Would you rather have to leave the country you now live in and be unable to return or spend the rest of your life being unable to make more than minimum wage?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Assuming you wake up with no memory of the night before, Would you rather discover that you had lost $75 or discover that you had an extra $300 but have no idea what you did to earn it?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Would you rather have to drink a bowl full of hobo-piss or have a hugemongous spider caught in your hair?
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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ChingOwn said:
Can dudes get UTI's I thought that was something girls do
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UTI's in guys are rarer (longer urethra vs. women) and typically asymptomatic. Pic the UTI Ching.

ETA:

How about you have to answer the "would you rather" above your post? I wanna see what you all pick
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
hear that Sunshine? longer urethtras...that means huge dicks....You should probs immediately get yourself checked.
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It's biology: It takes longer for bacteria to travel up a longer urethra… women's are very short, so BAM, we get more frequent UTI's. That and the way our bladders are situated. But it's all boring. I'd personally take burning my mouth w/ pizza.


Okay my turn:

would you rather be poor but ageless, (looking) or rich and look 10 years older than you really are ( and you can't have surgery b/c you're allergic to…..facelifts)

ETa: That was sooo lame. Ima think of a better one. Hard to top the pube shirt and dingleberry glasses image though. LOL
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Hookabelly said:
It's biology: It takes longer for bacteria to travel up a longer urethra… women's are very short, so BAM, we get more frequent UTI's. That and the way our bladders are situated. But it's all boring. I'd personally take burning my mouth w/ pizza.


Okay my turn:

would you rather be poor but ageless, (looking) or rich and look 10 years older than you really are ( and you can't have surgery b/c you're allergic to…..facelifts)

ETa: That was sooo lame. Ima think of a better one. Hard to top the pube shirt and dingleberry glasses image though. LOL
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I would be poor and ageless. Only because it's not too big of a step in a different direction. Then I could die knowing I left a gawgeous corpse.
 
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