Wow, Ive never done that before.....

hahah ive done a fair bit of dumb shit usually when im on E and high, done it all been passed a bong thought it was a drink, peeps laughed like well they still do... standing going nuts cos id lost my sack of dope takin everything out of the pocket going fuck fuck fuck my mates all stood pissin themselves laughin cos it was the first thing i took out, still in my other hand.

I was bussing tables in a restaurant in Berkeley in the 70's. It was a busy Friday night and the other busboy and I took a joint break in his old VW outside.
When we were done, he put the roach in the bag and put the bag in his jacket on the back seat. We ran back inside and went back to work.
About 20 minutes later we heard sirens REALLY close. We looked outside and his car was blazin, literally.
I still don't think a roach would smolder like that and start a fire, but we couldn't figure out what else it could have been.
Dude was more pissed off about losing the bag than the car.....

when i was high and drunk i ran into some kids house and stole him in the face in his kitchen. we were all drinking and got beat on a bag. so being young drunk idiots we decided to take it out on a random kid from another school. he had took my friends money one time, so we just wanted to start some shit. we went to the random kids house at like 1 am. he was like dudes what do yall want? my boy was like remember when you took my money a year ago. the kid was like wtf my parents are inside. my friend stole him and the dude stumbled back into his kitchen. i ran inside his house and threw a hook that put him out on his parents floor. i ran out the door and busted my ass on the sidewalk bad lol. all my boys almost jumped me in the dark when i came running out.

the next day on the radio they were talking about an unknown assailant that committed an assualt at a residence lmao. we all rofl when we heard it. when i look back i am glad i am not that young punk i once was and that shit was stupid as hell.