Wrap it up!!!

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oo shit irieie i just saw your post..lol. thx and i'm sure nobody else gives a fuck whether i'm telling the truth or lying. and i want to and can prove to a certain degree of what im saying, as long as it doesn't give out my identity, company name, family, etc. but i still don't think anybody else would give a fuck. it's a fucking online forum. i dont know what these broads got up their ass...prob just want a piece of my newly cured penis. yeah that's right, i'm calling you out april. come and give this cock a tug.


lol yeah smokey, good for you. i think it always helps to hear some horror stories from other people to get yourself thinkin right. and i liked my last line too. i read it a few times and im gonna post it again so this woman can get back at me again.

and i hope your future ex husband doesn't kill himself for making a horrid decision.



edit: i just saw the rating on the thread. lol at whoever gave this thread 5 stars!!!
 
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i heard asian gurls in asian countries go nuts for american guys, heard like they fight over them and shit



but dude so if you get caught with weed over there will they will try to put a cap in your ass? whats the penalty, and can you bribe people over there
 
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Big P said:
i heard asian gurls in asian countries go nuts for american guys, heard like they fight over them and shit



but dude so if you get caught with weed over there will they will try to put a cap in your ass? whats the penalty, and can you bribe people over there
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really depends on what country you go to...and also what area in the country. for example, places like thailand (liek phuket) the girls go wild for foreign penis. they love europeans and americans. but if you come to a country like korea, you won't get too much love. it's changed a lot over the last few years but it's still here. you can get lovin from koreans but you gotta go to specific neighborhoods and specific types of koreans, the average hot korean girl won't go for the foreigner. but the slightly less beautiful, hot or sexy girls will. places like itaewon is filled with korean-korean girls looking for white or black penis.

nah, i forgot where they have firing squads for weed. its a country in asia but they actually put a firing squad on your ass if you get caught. in singapore they hanged a man a few years ago for pounds of weed. in korea, they can piss test you any time any place. you go straight to jail if they find out you've been smoking. if you have bud on you you go straight to jail. you can bribe cops here for smaller things like traffic tickets, anything bigger you need connections to pull your way out.

this place is crawling with snitches tho..most of the time if you get caught, they reduce your sentence or let you go but you have to give up like 15-30 names of people who smoke weed. then you gota set up traps on their asses (i know this because one of the bartenders that i'm now friends with told me the whole story about friends betrayin friends jut to get out of jailtime, but its also a well-known fact around here..it's just how the cops work it). they also hire koreans and foreigners as part-time snitches. they make them go into clubs, party areas and ask for bud and if you have or if you're smoking the cops come right away and stick it in your butt.


but did i mention that you can fuck a 13 year old girl and you dont get in ANY KIND OF TROUBLE WHATSOEVER??? i only found out about this a few weeks ago. i didn't believe it and i had to look up the actual law in text. you can haave sex with a 13 year old boy or girl and not go to jail or even get a ticket. nothing happens. it's completely legal. maybe i should stay away from illegal things like marijuana and start fucking middle schoolers..that way i have no legal worries OR STD problems!

no wonder all the top politicians gathered in korea for g20!!!
 
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shit man why not just stop working, thats what im gonna do as soon as its feasable no more workin for me just wakin bakin playin with my kids, fuckin and makin more
 
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im gonna have a baby mom of each different race, how many races are there total?


My buddy made up this song its great to sing when drunk:

I got a white babymom, a black babymom, puerto-rican babymom, too many baby moms

You can have one, or would you take two?

You wanna givem back?? hell naw fuck you!!!

(then repeat as needed)



:D
 
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i'm fuckin excited for thailand! i'm going to phuket next month which will be craaaazyyyyyy!!!! and fortunately i learned my lesson here so im DEF gonna be wrappin it upx2 when im in the sex capital of asia..


to be honest, if i could live MY OWN life i want to move to amsterdam, marry a hooker, buy up a shop and run a cafe while growing secretly and making my own strains...

but i have to take over the family company (though its public, we're the majority shareholders and my great grandfather started it) when im 40. my grandfather also pretty much helps pay for everything in my extended fam and runs a lot of other shit that i gotta take over after my father. so i changed my goals..

i'm moving to singapore to work at an ibank next year, then im moving to shanghai to work a lil more but im gonna start up my own fund there and take some chinese monaayyyyy. then ill be back in korea by 40 but one of my other goals is to utilize all the political, law, police and military connections my grandfather will pas down to start legalizing marijuana in this country. im starting now actually. i'm working on a clothing line that i plan on opening next year called fourtwenty. the main objective of the line isn't revenue but propagating knowledge on weed so that when i'm 40-50 the young ones will understand that weed is a lot better for our suicidal society than legalizing sex with 13 year olds.



i have a lot of designs drawn down in my notebook and i'm finishing up on my business plan. then i gotta deal with setting up the company, taxes, laws, etc. but when i have the company down and set and i start implementing the designs n shit, ill start posting them on here to get feedback. dont worry guys, im gonna sabotage henry j anslinger and william randolph hearsts face!!!
 
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well i wouldnt give out too much info man you never know, maybe im just a paranoid stoner but never can be too careful
 
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yeah, very true very true.

if was gonna go through with proving certain things i said..i'd cover up a lot of the shit first and then post it. but man the internet is a scary place.
 
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ya the piss test shit is crazy, kinda hard to get around that


but ya man if you already made your bank i would be like peace dad, just let me have my royalties have somone else run the company i out :D
 
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yeah...it fuckin sucks!! but i'd be like

"if you touch my junk i'll have you arrested!

DONT TOUCH MY JUNK BRO!!!"


lol..but seriously, i made doe and im still trying to make my way up top to the big players. also, the reason why i can't jut get up and leave now is because i have a family obligation. i'm the next in line. i'm the oldest son of the oldest son of the oldest etc. etc. dating back over 13 generations. my fam is really cultural, traditional and conservative and i can't just get up and leave :( i guess thats why i was such a rebellious kid when i was younger, i felt like i was locked in chains...but nah im thankful for everything and especially my family. i gotta pick up where my father leaves me the baton :)
 
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