WTF are parents thinking now!??

I had a girlfriend named Fonda Cox.

My sister went to school with a chick named Mia Hoe (may not have the spelling correct, but you get the idea), hows that for loving parents.....

I clipped out an article from the newspaper years ago. Some workers at the Florida Bureau of Vital Statistics had been documenting the weird names of the kids that came through their office. Since they see every baby's name and every cause of death, they are the people to ask. There were twins "Peat & Repeat", "Bigamy & Larceny". Probably the most weird was written as a fraction: 5/8 Jamison.