SmokinBong83
Active Member
I went to go get a new license since mine is trashed. It expires in a few months so the lady asked if I just wanted to renew. Sure, that'll keep me from coming back in a few months. So she searches for me in the computer and says that something in Oklahoma is keeping me from getting my license renewed. wtf. So I go to Oklahoma trying to figure out what it could be. I mean, hell, the last and only time I had gotten arrested in Oklahoma was in 2005 for possession, para, and open container (no, wasn't drinking and driving). So I went down to the police station to see the court clerk....who was out to lunch. I decided to drive my happy ass back over the border into Arkansas.....when I get freaking pulled over for doing 55 in a 45 (my speedometer read 50 - I should have been clocked 5 over instead of 10). Give my insurance and shitty looking license (which should have been a brand new one by now dammit!). He goes back to the car and runs my tags and name. Comes back. "Could you please step out of the car please?" wtf I'm going to jail. My license are SUSPENDED in Oklahoma....which never having a license in Oklahoma how the fuck can they issue me a fake number and suspend them. By now it's 1:30. I'm asking him how much to get me out as I have to be at my kid's school by 3. Damn good thing my mom was with me. I got hauled to jail for the night and they didn't impound my car or my pit. So now I can legally drive in any state but Oklahoma. What a pain in the ass. Three years I wasn't suppose to be driving in Oklahoma yet I've spent a good 2 weeks there plus all the times of driving through to go to Texas. I didn't feel like fucking with it so I made my mom come get me out (haha used my get outta jail free card).
The stay there wasn't so bad. The first hour sucked. But man there was a cutie up there. He helped make time go by The last time I met a cutie up there he said he was divorced and wasn't. So atleast I had my fun up there while I could, don't expect much after that.
Anyhow that's my bitch for the day.
And my first thing to do was smoke it up. Oh and I did get a leather covered bible with my name inscribed on it for this lil trip....just cost me 320! Gunna have to pay another 300 reinstatement fee before I can drive out there. That's just gunna have to wait until income taxes!
The stay there wasn't so bad. The first hour sucked. But man there was a cutie up there. He helped make time go by The last time I met a cutie up there he said he was divorced and wasn't. So atleast I had my fun up there while I could, don't expect much after that.
Anyhow that's my bitch for the day.
And my first thing to do was smoke it up. Oh and I did get a leather covered bible with my name inscribed on it for this lil trip....just cost me 320! Gunna have to pay another 300 reinstatement fee before I can drive out there. That's just gunna have to wait until income taxes!