Wtf was my neighbor thinking

I don't know what the hell my neighbor was thinking but I just caught that no good greedy son of a bitch trying to steal my christmass lights right off the tree in my yard!
My computer is right by my front window and I can see some idiot moving through my yard so I look out and it's my damn neighbor and I just watch him for a few good seconds and he's trying to take my lights off my tree! I come outside and he immediantly stops and acts like he dropped something and was searching for it! He goes "Oh, hey John, sorry I can't find my wallet anywhere, and am just searching around for it." or some bullshit like that.
..... are you serious? I catch you red handed trying to steal my lights off my tree and the best SOB story you could come up with is you lost your wallet?

I told him to gtfo of my property and he just turns around and continues to "act" like he was looking for his lost wallet..
What the hell is wrong with people now a days?!?

Next up we haaaave John in Baltimore...go ahead John, you're on the air

Not much money in hot lights, are they blazing into his window?

itchy finger disorder...tell him go seek medical help.

maybe he has OCD... *snort*

It's those danged Larceny-Encouraging Diode lights. You can grow under them, didja know!

eye exaggerate said:

Next up we haaaave John in Baltimore...go ahead John, you're on the air

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Lol had a good laugh on this post.

Singlemalt said:

Not much money in hot lights, are they blazing into his window?

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not at all! There on my tree in my yard, and my whole front yard has a small gate around it to keep people just like that out of my yard! There's so many thieves and crooks in my area it's unrealistic. I mean cmon though I'm his damn neighbor!! Did he really think I wasn't going to notice the same exact lights in his yard once mine went missing?
Smh.

Now wait a minute...you are saying he's gonna steal your lights and then put 'em up in his yard?

when I was a kid,we'd take the lights from the houses on my block and put them all on one house.

Singlemalt said:

Now wait a minute...you are saying he's gonna steal your lights and then put 'em up in his yard?

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No not neccasarily, but why else would he be stealing my christmass lights?

Unless he's been the last 5 consecutive years christmass light thief the fine county of Baltimore has warned us about!!!
Lol

Cuz he wants to fuck with you? just sayin

Have you met my shotgun mr neighbor mehehehe what a fucking thief

I would be keepin 'an eye on that creepy fucker. Hell even record him fuckin with your property and call a pig if you have to. Who knows what else this guy is doing. For fuck sake who steals Christmas lights??

MFB said:

I would be keepin 'an eye on that creepy fucker. Hell even record him fuckin with your property and call a pig if you have to. Who knows what else this guy is doing. For fuck sake who steals Christmas lights??

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RIGHT!! That's what I'm saying brethren. Who the fuck out of all thing steals christamss lights?!?!
And calling the feds would be an option but I wouldn't want to go that route considering my house reiks of marijuana 24/7

MFB said:

I would be keepin 'an eye on that creepy fucker. Hell even record him fuckin with your property and call a pig if you have to. Who knows what else this guy is doing. For fuck sake who steals Christmas lights??

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call the cops?.......... jeeze whut a puss

HerbToker24 said:

RIGHT!! That's what I'm saying brethren. Who the fuck out of all thing steals christamss lights?!?!
And calling the feds would be an option but I wouldn't want to go that route considering my house reiks of marijuana 24/7

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I would sooner rig an IR video camera.

slowbus said:

call the cops?.......... jeeze whut a puss

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God I'm laughing harder and harder tonight

Consider yourself lucky, you have identified a known thief and can be more cautious thereby. The funny thing about such petty assholes is that they never, never, ever admit to what they were doing.