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collective gardener

collective gardener

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MomaPug said:
Argggg...ye had to go raiding and make me jealous didn't ye? I missed out on the battle!!

This dastardly crew of mayhem pirates went and left me behind to fend for meself!!
Then ye all went off on a quest for new wenches, I can take a hint....guess ye didn't fancy my galley skills :finger:

Me thinks it would be wise to steer clear of this bunch until ye find some new deck hags...doesn't look good for the likes of this fair maiden....send an "all clear" when it's safe to board and if ye see fit to have me back. I be betti'n me galley fair would still be favored over the fair of that new "dog face" galley wench ye all be so fancied with now ;-)
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Get back on board MamaPug. That dog faced wench can't cook for shit, and eats most of what she cooks, anyways.
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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GOD DAMN IT CG....Ye drunken lout.....Whar' be ye Avatar??......Most likely traded away for a jug o'grog and the caress of some wharf rat.
ROFLMAO..........welcome back aboard mate and thank ye, well done..........BB
 
MomaPug

MomaPug

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collective gardener said:
Get back on board MamaPug. That dog faced wench can't cook for shit, and eats most of what she cooks, anyways.
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Many thanks CG.... glad to be back on-board.

Please do consider me for the position of "Ships Interrogator" I like to stay somewhat neutral, and able to ask all those "innocent" questions without raising any alarms. My slate is clean, I have no record.... I ask only common questions, but manage to get uncommon answers. So natural, you probably didn't even notice me ribbing in the thread that spawned this noble group, but I did manage to get some select morsels!!

Alas, I hate to plea my case lest I blow me cover :bigjoint:
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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Aarrrgggghhh.....Welcome back Mamapug! Tis a finer day now that ye lovely face grace the Honey Badger!
And ships interrogator it is, me lass.
AND...perhaps a little spyin' may be to yer liken'.....the target be billy4479......cozy up to this one....wend yer wiles....find out what he's REALLY up to................Right then...off ye go lass....And if ye need any assistance.....There be a bevy of buccaneers that's got yer back!...BB
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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I have returned from a scouting of the moderators........There are 5 of them....Fiddy: MIA for 10 days.....Garden Knowm: AWOL since Jan.
subcool: Active at 8 this morning.....Widow Maker: Apparently deserted some time after 7/2010...........And that brings us to potroast:
Offline for 4 days!............SO.....who the hell deleted Sappy's account last night?.........Stay tuned...(I know I always do, LOL)........more digging around seems to be in order.............BB
 
jyermum

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Waterboard or walk the plank? It seems like whatever method you are using to extract information is working well.
 
MomaPug

MomaPug

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Burger Boss said:
Aarrrgggghhh.....Welcome back Mamapug! Tis a finer day now that ye lovely face grace the Honey Badger!
And ships interrogator it is, me lass.
AND...perhaps a little spyin' may be to yer liken'.....the target be billy4479......cozy up to this one....wend yer wiles....find out what he's REALLY up to................Right then...off ye go lass....And if ye need any assistance.....There be a bevy of buccaneers that's got yer back!...BB
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Seems a sly one that Billy be.... returned to the scene of past crimes of past lives and hasn't made his intentions known yet. Never fear, I will keep both me eyes on him...I don't wear a patch like most me mates here!!

CG, me guesses ye will have to abide the dog face galley wench a bit longer.... i'll not be a wastin' my skills slavin' over the collective gut of this crew, movin' up I is.... got me orders!
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

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jyermum said:
Waterboard or walk the plank? It seems like whatever method you are using to extract information is working well.
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Keelhauling always brings about positive results. Betwixt nearly drowning and the loss of big chunks of their body, and sometimes even limbs, to the razor sharp barnacles coverin' the ships hull it'll get an unruly shipmate in line every time. That is unless they be decapitated in the process. If so then the sharks have a feast.
 
gogrow

gogrow

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Burger Boss said:
I have returned from a scouting of the moderators........There are 5 of them....Fiddy: MIA for 10 days.....Garden Knowm: AWOL since Jan.
subcool: Active at 8 this morning.....Widow Maker: Apparently deserted some time after 7/2010...........And that brings us to potroast:
Offline for 4 days!............SO.....who the hell deleted Sappy's account last night?.........Stay tuned...(I know I always do, LOL)........more digging around seems to be in order.............BB
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there's more of us than that bro ;)
 
collective gardener

collective gardener

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MomaPug said:
Seems a sly one that Billy be.... returned to the scene of past crimes of past lives and hasn't made his intentions known yet. Never fear, I will keep both me eyes on him...I don't wear a patch like most me mates here!!

CG, me guesses ye will have to abide the dog face galley wench a bit longer.... i'll not be a wastin' my skills slavin' over the collective gut of this crew, movin' up I is.... got me orders!
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We'll endure that scrog chow a little longer. You are much more important in the field.
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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Aye Matey............Seems we've landed in the "Doldrums"......every Pirate's nightmare!............We been "becalmed"!
 
djruiner

djruiner

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gogrow said:
life is easier without mutiny ;)
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its not really a mutiny...its more doing the job of people that have really stopped giving a shit about doing their job here. with hundreds of kids, trolls, spammers on this site...which is the threads that these pirates go after..someone needs to keep this place in check. long time members of this site are leaving because all these kids/trolls are filling this place up with BS that no one should have to read.i know i personally report 10-15 people that are either obvious spam or underage...nothing gets done...the mods let them slide..but start banning and giving infractions to long time contributors to this site. im not telling the mods how to do there job nor am i taking this too serious...there are other sites out there. i myself have never received an infraction nor have i ever been banned from any site.(this is also my first forum ive been on) i like many came here to learn and teach. but mods laying down the hammer on the wrong people and letting everything that matters slide is clogging up the threads and making it impossible to contribute to the site. and these "pirates" have found a new constructive way to deal with their frustration.like this thread...it should have been closed long ago...was nothing but fighting and bickering...even the title had hostility in it...this is until a mod changed the title of course making them look like the bad guys...but thats ok...thats how things flow here i guess
 
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