Yessica...'s AMA

Yessica...

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Have you ever had a threesome, yess? I know this isn't your AMA thread but.. Well the reason I'm asking is my gf and I are trying to find a girl willing to do that and have no success so far. How the hell do you find this girl? You have answers. You always have answers. Help a fellow dick artist out, would ya?

We have a sex fantasy list. We've been crossing a lot of things off lately. ;3 but this one is a special challenge
Alright - here we go.

I am by no means a 3-way expert. I have had 1. Well...maybe 2 if you count it in high school when I watched.

Oh, and I've made out with a butt-load of chicks. Only gone down on the 1 though. I digress...

To find a 3 way girl to join? I would go looking on the internet, for serious. I think there are probably (and I don't actually know this) websites for this exact thing. Or on a dating site even. I guess it depends on where you are in the world, but there are a lot of open minded people sexually and the internet has allowed them to find each other and flourish.

You could always do it the old fashioned way and go to a bar. I would suggest having your wife be the person to talk to the potential third though. Women make other women feel comfortable. And bringing up a 3 way for the first time with someone, may sound creepy coming from a guy. Maybe?

Anywho - internet first would be my suggestion.

I never did the 3-way in a couple thing. I had friends that were VERY interested, but I was worried it would cause tension in their relationship and possibly ruin our friendship.

That's another option right there, but you have to be careful. You could bring in someone that you already know and are comfortable with? I always thought that if I ever wanted to share my boyf, I'd want it to be with a stranger though.

My 3way was myself, a really awesome girlfreind/ work friend, and a guy that both of us had sex with before, casually. None of us were in relationships at the time and it was just a fun, drunken night.

Not really my jam. Too busy I thought. I prefer the one on one time.

But, to each their own. It was for sure a fun thing to try!
 
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UncleReemis

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Alright - here we go.

I am by no means a 3-way expert. I have had 1. Well...maybe 2 if you count it in high school when I watched.

Oh, and I've made out with a butt-load of chicks. Only gone down on the 1 though. I digress...

To find a 3 way girl to join? I would go looking on the internet, for serious. I think there are probably (and I don't actually know this) websites for this exact thing. Or on a dating site even. I guess it depends on where you are in the world, but there are a lot of open minded people sexually and the internet has allowed them to find each other and flourish.

You could always do it the old fashioned way and go to a bar. I would suggest having your wife be the person to talk to the potential third though. Women make other women feel comfortable. And bringing up a 3 way for the first time with someone, may sound creepy coming from a guy. Maybe?

Anywho - internet first would be my suggestion.

I never did the 3-way in a couple thing. I had friends that were VERY interested, but I was worried it would cause tension in their relationship and possibly ruin our friendship.

That's another option right there, but you have to be careful. You could bring in someone that you already know and are comfortable with? I always thought that if I ever wanted to share my boyf, I'd want it to be with a stranger though.

My 3way was myself, a really awesome girlfreind/ work friend, and a guy that both of us had sex with before, casually. None of us were in relationships at the time and it was just a fun, drunken night.

But, not really my jam. Too busy I thought. I prefer the one on one time.

But, to each their own.
Okay cool. Yeah, I am definitely having her do the approaching. I'll do the spotting though, I'm very good at reading sexual interests on a person. Thanks for such a wonderful answer! :3 I'll let you know what happens for sure.. With detail. <3
 

Yessica...

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Okay cool. Yeah, I am definitely having her do the approaching. I'll do the spotting though, I'm very good at reading sexual interests on a person. Thanks for such a wonderful answer! :3 I'll let you know what happens for sure.. With detail. <3
YOU BETTER! hahaha

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Oh, and pics or it didn't happen! (wink)
 

WeedFreak78

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What rhymes with orange?

Ha! That'll keep you occupied.
 

Yessica...

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What rhymes with orange?

Ha! That'll keep you occupied.
Alrighty then - home!

1. No one enjoys anything as much as infants enjoy infancy. They only know joy, and sadness. Like black and white. The myriad of other emotions that adults feel are not within their grasps to comprehend. So their joy, is pure.

2. If you try to fail - and you fail - then you succeed in your failure. Whatever your intentions are, if you achieve that desired outcome (failure) then you are successful.

3. nope. It's their brain manifesting other personalities, but they are still one person. If they die - all of the personalities die. It's still suicide.

4. Braille on drive through machines? I didn't even know they did. Probably manufactured in the same place that walk-through machines are made. So they just have a template and everything is done the same. I think? Fuck'd if I would know.

5. From internet:

"The rumor that "orange" rhymes with no other word is incorrect. Orange rhymes with Blorenge (a mountain in Wales) and sporange (a sac where spores are made). "Silver" has the same rumor going for it, but it actually rhymes with Wilver (a nickname) and chilver (a ewe lamb)."

BOOM!!!!!
 

Yessica...

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Do you work wih mh/mr residents as well? I can show you some good take downs. Helping people is a respectable field.
I don't know - I only heard of 3 residents so far that need some visiting. I will be a friendly visitor. All 3 of the people are in different stage of dementia.

I don't actually know what mh/mr means? Am I just really high? Should I know that?
 

Yessica...

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@yessica

q ....... do you love love ?


also do you love kittens?

you can answer both at the same time if you pleeeeeeeease ;)
I really do love, love. I love many things, and many people. And that feeling, makes me really really happy. So yes, I am in luuuurve with love.

I know, I'm super gay.

I think kittens are soooooooooo cute. I love them, AND HATE THEM!!! Because I'm allergic. I could actually die from cat hair. I almost did when I was 9. So I love them, but mainly in pictures and through glass. I can't touch them. I can't even be in a house that they live in for very long. I'm kinda sickly....

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuck they're CUTE though....

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Look it's sleeeeeeepy! Awwwwwwwes!
 

Yessica...

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Cats huh well heres my white pussy lol... question for u tho is do u like a man who trys to hard to impress or a man who has low self esteem? IMO that says alot about a person
Um...do I HAVE to pick between a man who tries to impress and a man with low self esteem?

Can't I have a guy with high self esteem that doesn't act like a douche to impress people?

In real life, I usually go for the underdawg. I like people with mental problems. Like like talking to the recycling box crazy. But I tend to go for people that have anxiety problems. I don't know why, it's not outwardly intentional. Just happens I guess.

I wouldn't say that I've ever gone for some with LOW self esteem though. Maybe a bit anxious, but usually I go for smart and capable guys. That know what they're talking about. But don't have to act like big know-it-all cunts and be pretentious about it.

I hate pretentious fucks. hahaha

@Yessica...

what would you like for mother's day?
AllI want is for you to be happy...

Did you bleach my teeth in these pictures? They look so WHITE! You are sooooo weird. hahaha.
 

gunnar&carey

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Haha i feel ya but anxiety is a horrible thing it makes me freak out and hurt random ppl when im upset but i dont talk to trash bins sadly lol so ya im wondering cuz im a cocky egotistical full of myself good lookin 22 year old man and girls always tell me id be more attractive if i had a low self-esteem but the girls who tell me this have daddy issues so i figured i could ask u since ur a girl lol
 

Yessica...

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Haha i feel ya but anxiety is a horrible thing it makes me freak out and hurt random ppl when im upset but i dont talk to trash bins sadly lol so ya im wondering cuz im a cocky egotistical full of myself good lookin 22 year old man and girls always tell me id be more attractive if i had a low self-esteem but the girls who tell me this have daddy issues so i figured i could ask u since ur a girl lol
Well, only thing I can suggest - is don't be a douche. Think about what you are saying in a certain situation, and try to look outside of yourself. If you saw a guy, talking to a girl, and say something like:

"I can bench like 1000 lbs and I have so much cash and my car is awesome and YOU have daddy issues."

You would probably think that guy was a big d-bag with a little wiener that was acting all big and tough because he was trying to overcompensate for something.

I'm making that shit up - I don't know the way you talk. I just know I think that people that come across as pompous or over-confident look less attractive in my eyes.

Girls want a guy that is sweet and vulnerable. Sure, they do like assholes. But only for the first bit, and then the excitement wears off and they realize they are just stuck with a hot asshole.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About a pound...
 
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