Yes!! Mom asked Dad to feed me; he was BBqing steaks and I was in that whatever cage thing out with him. Apparently he is laughing, attracting Mom's attention and she came out. He's taking pics of me contentedly gumming on a steak, she takes it away and I start crying and screaming. Dad is on the floor dying. She gave it back and I calmed down. Years later I saw the pics, pretty cute actually tho I was covered in steak blood and goo
You must post one of those! Too funny. I didn't get any pics of mine. All those stupid, freezable gadgets. They were having NONE of it. Meats baby. At least your dad did it. SO I get a mothering fail.
BANG IT, GANGSTA! You have no idea how many waiting for baby parties I've attended in hospital parking lots! LMAO!HAHAH this thread rocks.
slow going. Since labor is being induced it's taking forever. She dialated to 7 CM and the water broke. At one point the nurse stuck an inflatable pump through her cervix. Pretty cool.
She has an epidural and can't feel shit.
I'm bored as fuck to be honest.
Sneaking in beers and bongloads in the parking lot.
Maybe I'll hit TC tonight and livestream this bitch.
Inquire into the hospital's corkage feeWill do! Was telling @Gary Goodson I wish they had a bar in the hospital.
Enjoy this evening. You'll never get a good night's sleep again, lolWill do! Was telling @Gary Goodson I wish they had a bar in the hospital.
I couldn't find the one of single malt, but I did manage to locate a pix of a baby cannabineer eating a "steak" his father gave him on an old hard drive of mine..
That's a great idea, they'd make a killing. Remember, if the baby comes out black or Hispanic that's totally normal. At least that's what my ex told me...Will do! Was telling @Gary Goodson I wish they had a bar in the hospital.
Lol! That would save me a lot of money!
The steak was delicious but i spat out the hard drive.I couldn't find the one of single malt, but I did manage to locate a pix of a baby cannabineer eating a "steak" his father gave him on an old hard drive of mine..
It's all good man. They induced my wife and every time she had a contraction, the baby's heart rate dropped. So our little one came out the window and not the door. No matter which way just give your wifey support.Damn ya'll cervix won't dilate to where they want it.
May have to cut this thing out.
Can the husband have a valium IV drip please?
