You ever do weird shit.

Theyre the kind of ones where if youre actually there and know all the going' ons. You would get humor behind them. They are ALL intentionally jokes, from the very idea. Im happy being the one that actually goes for it, and i have a blast because i do have some serious art going on so why not have a little more fun :)
 
I pissed in the kitchen sink one time because the bathroom was occupied. I also took a shit along the interstate one day because it was either that or shit my pants. I eat a lot of spicy food.
 
BigEasy1 said:
I pissed in the kitchen sink one time because the bathroom was occupied. I also took a shit along the interstate one day because it was either that or shit my pants. I eat a lot of spicy food.
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Nature calls.
And youre being more hygenic than crappying your pants... I think?

I support that shit either way!
 
darklawliet said:
I bought a tattoo gun and gave myself these master pieces :)

My noticable favourites are the smiley face, the "#1" is because it was the first one i did because i was "bored"
and the knaughts and crosses with "travis" written under it, was a game we played with the gun and he won so he got to put his name there <3
the dinner date one is to long to bother explaining :)
The "oink" is also another long story ;P
There are a few others but fuckit.
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Do the other aero-space engineers tease you?
 
One time when I was little my dad took me and some friends to the lake. My dad had to shit and pulled over and goes behind this barn. We are in bfe. This guy stops and ask if we need help. I said yes and told hime where my dad was. I hear dad, "What the fuck im shitting." the guys left and I got my ass whopped.
 
There are some real fuckin weirdos in here y'all need some mental help. I go Tuesdays and Thursdays so maybe I'll see you there.
 
Dude sorry mate i forgot some people where allergic to this kind if stuff?
,maybe its just where i come from where 80% of the people around you are inked up or have a tattoo. Its common place where i am so dont hate hey?

just laugh at the part where it isnt on you?
 
please don't think I am trying to play can you top this, although it might sound like it to some, but one time and I can only guess I was going to try and brush my teeth and shave at the same time stopped myself just as the razor touched my lips,, yelled at my self slow the fuck down ... true story..
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I throat-sang Christmas carols all day. Was I any good?

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