You got a valentine?

You got a valentine

  • Yes, thanks for reminding me to buy a present

    Votes: 24 37.5%

  • No, thanks for reminding me how fucking lonely I am

    Votes: 28 43.8%

  • My dildo/fleshlight is the best valentine ever

    Votes: 12 18.8%
  • Total voters
    64
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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It's really not that big of a deal. It's just an excuse for guys to get laid and girls to get shiny things. Why can't that just happen on a Tuesday? Or bank holidays? I read a long time ago that it started because this guy was marrying people, and marriage was outlawed because of some pagan ruler, and he was killed for it. So we're celebrating the idea that people have the right to be married and that it's barbaric to stand in their way, yet we don't let two consenting gay adults do it. So. It's really an arbitrary holiday imo.
 
PbHash

PbHash

Active Member
If I had a vday date we would prob keep it simple and classy....... strip club with a buffet. I dont see how that could go wrong.
 
PbHash

PbHash

Active Member
RainbowBrite86 said:
Eh. The strip club I would do, but buffets? Too many dirty hands near the food...
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True but its so convenient to be able to stuff your face with shit while you have boobs flopping around in your face. Kills two birds with one stone, hunger taken care of, sexual hunger taken care off.
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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Personally I only have the ability to focus on one or the other. I'm either hungry, or fucking. When i'm fucking, I'm not hungry; When i'm hungry, i'm usually either eating or looking for food. Definitely not fucking though.
 
PbHash

PbHash

Active Member
Have you ever tried Fucking and eating? Very romantic. Common quote at PbHash household, "sorry honey, you know I cant get in the mood until the pizza gets here"
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member
I have eaten while fucking but not because I was hungry...but never anything like pizza lol...hungry just can't register while i'm fucking...Maybe my body could have been but I never would have known it. I be in tha zone!! :lol:
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member
Oh me too. Well. No not really lol. I mean I was joking but...it's true lol. But I wasn't taking you seriously. I don't take anything seriously lol.
 
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