You got a valentine?

You got a valentine

  • Yes, thanks for reminding me to buy a present

    Votes: 24 37.5%
  • No, thanks for reminding me how fucking lonely I am

    Votes: 28 43.8%
  • My dildo/fleshlight is the best valentine ever

    Votes: 12 18.8%

  • Total voters
    64

Kodank Moment

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The results of the poll point to a roughly 50/50 mix of valentine having stoners. Interesting. Kodank your valentine is indeed beautiful. Nice smile. I still wonder how I managed to lock down the beautiful creature that is my wife.
Thank you, man. Ya I dunno how she puts up with all the dumb shit I do. I love her. She is my world.

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I laughed out loud very loudly. Seriously. Nice.



Not to mention Father's Day, Mother's Day.... International Lick The Ass Of The Person Next To You & Call Them Alan Day...etc

Do not knock Lick Alan's Asshole day. Alright? Shit is legit.

you have inspired meeee!!!

brb with pictures of me in abra

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happy valentines day RIU
<3

My girl has Double D's, you are very beautiful btw. I hope you have a lot of confidence...if not you should. So sexy.

I have to go pick up my date around 7, I'm half naked and I look like a scruffy mess.

Hey sunni, love your tits!
She's 17. Like she gives a shit.


I bought my girl a cute little lingerie set... she got me a really nice blowjob. I don't know why everyone knocks this holiday. <3

See? It's all about the love people. Let's hope you have yourself a real woman and she swallowed. :)
 

april

Pickle Queen
haha i was waiting for my lover to comment<3
haha its super cute isnt?! la senza.
I thought u had a man?? boo fuck him men women are better ;) lol weird i had a dream last night and i was making out with a blond girl lmfao
La Senza is awesome, not a fan of La vie en rose, no selection. But i luv animal patterns and black lace, so ur bra is awesome
 

sunni

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Staff member
I thought u had a man?? boo fuck him men women are better ;) lol weird i had a dream last night and i was making out with a blond girl lmfao
La Senza is awesome, not a fan of La vie en rose, no selection. But i luv animal patterns and black lace, so ur bra is awesome
haha yep and its cool the lace wont show through like a thin tshirt or anything also it has little jewels on the middle part so reallly
it just screamed at me and i wa slike OMFG I HOPE THEY HAVE MY SIZE. because i live in a realtivly small town they tend not to order my size, and so i goes whys this
and theyre like
because a lot of girls arent 32 dd and if they are theyre fake. LOL
 

Kodank Moment

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haha yep and its cool the lace wont show through like a thin tshirt or anything also it has little jewels on the middle part so reallly
it just screamed at me and i wa slike OMFG I HOPE THEY HAVE MY SIZE. because i live in a realtivly small town they tend not to order my size, and so i goes whys this
and theyre like
because a lot of girls arent 32 dd and if they are theyre fake. LOL

My girl has a 36DD. 100% Real. You two should make...hang out.
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
i swear no one. apprently
guys dont like girls who love to cook, smoke weed, bake, clean and play video games and drink beer and eat chicken wings...
See that's the problem. If only you were an utterly useless slut you'd be inundated. I can maybe see the lack of appeal for a beer swilling girl due to the calories involved, although if she drinks beer that can only means she'll be buying beer that i can drink,but yeah, you must live in one absolute messed up neighbourhood :/
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
See that's the problem. If only you were an utterly useless slut you'd be inundated. I can maybe see the lack of appeal for a beer swilling girl due to the calories involved, although if she drinks beer that can only means she'll be buying beer that i can drink,but yeah, you must live in one absolute messed up neighbourhood :/
yeah but im not heavy and its not like i drink beer allday long.
 

CR500ROOST

Well-Known Member
i swear no one. apprently
guys dont like girls who love to cook, smoke weed, bake, clean and play video games and drink beer and eat chicken wings...
WOW wtf they are either gay in Ontario no offense gays, or either intimidated by your good looks.I think you just listed everything a guy wants in a woman.
 

sunni

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WOW wtf they are either gay in Ontario no offense gays, or either intimidated by your good looks.I think you just listed everything a guy wants in a woman.
idk:( but w/e i bought myself cinnamon hearts and some chocolate today no need to get all sad about it. .. i like me :) hahaha and i also love me.
so i treated myself.
maybe my hand will get lucky tnt?
hahahahaha
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
i swear no one. apprently
guys dont like girls who love to cook, smoke weed, bake, clean and play video games and drink beer and eat chicken wings...
Hm. Sounds to me like your a little cocky. :D which is sexy. I dunno why you hang out with only gay men. Either that or your very selective, if so bravo.

Don't worry about it. The right man will find you and take care of you. Just keep doin you and everything will fall into place.



Kodank happens to be a hopeless romantic sweetheart. But I'll fucking kill you if you tell anyone. :lol:
 

VILEPLUME

Well-Known Member
I just started reading this thread...sunni, I live in the U.S but I have a friend in the "t-dot" who is also super lonely today(he use to be on canadian t.v, but I wont say his name obviously)...i know it is a long shot...
 

tip top toker

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yeah but im not heavy and its not like i drink beer allday long.

And now you know why blokes aren't interested lol :p BEER!

Just joking, if you are as your list states, figure doesn't even enter into it, seems like there must be something prettywong with the guys in your neghbourhood..
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Hm. Sounds to me like your a little cocky. :D which is sexy. I dunno why you hang out with only gay men. Either that or your very selective, if so bravo.

Don't worry about it. The right man will find you and take care of you. Just keep doin you and everything will fall into place.



Kodank happens to be a hopeless romantic sweetheart. But I'll fucking kill you if you tell anyone. :lol:
im not cocky at all. LOL thats just like im really like, i may be selective..b
but not really my idea guy is like tall...like 5'11 thin, and a gamer who likes star trek over star wars. LOL
I LOVE NERDS:(

I just started reading this thread...sunni, I live in the U.S but I have a friend in the "t-dot" who is also super lonely today(he use to be on canadian t.v, but I wont say his name obviously)...i know it is a long shot...
10 hours away from me.
 
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