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Dr. Purplethumb

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Alright, we have an annual k-9 raid on our school. No one has ever gotten caught and I always wondered why(since everyone brings drugs to school) Well anyways this year I had a friend we'll call her D and she had a big ass roach in her completely resonated pipe in her locker. The code yellow comes on and we hear the dogs and I hear someone near me go "D has a roach in her pipe" I am like "she is so screwed" We get out of class and I see D at her locker, her face was scared and white and the way she was moving she looked paranoid. I walk over to her and she is holding her bowl. I am like "They didn't find it?" and she goes "nope" than asks me to hold on to it and being the friend that I am I did, cause I am smarter than her with this type of stuff and won't snitch on anyone even her. She will snitch out everyone that has ever tried pot that she knows. Turns out my other friend had 2 joints as well.
DRUG DOGS SUCK!!

Reply with some crazy police stories you have, could be anything involving police and weed

P.S. kiss my a** corporate americakiss-ass
 
Dr Greene

Dr Greene

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Dude, when I was in high school This chick I chilled with had this big-ass shaggy jacket and we would huddle up under it and smoke it out at lunch break. It literally had pieces of weed stuck all in it and wreaked of weed every day. Anyway, dogs came in one day and barked her down and the cops searched her stuff and all our other friends stuff, didn't find anything of course cuz we smoked it all that afternoon.
 
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beginnerbloomer

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Christ,american schools bring in the dogs?! Bloody hell we used to smoke down in the bush just behind the school then go right back to class happy as larry,(also fukin paranoid as larry),though we did get hunted down by the cops once i cant imagine them bringin in the dogs for regular searches.god bless america ay.
 
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Benassi

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I trained two police dogs for obedience. Drug dogs are fucking awesome and insanely smart. However their owners are douche bag cops. Don't blame the dogs! ;)
 
Droski7

Droski7

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This happend at my school, except i went to jail, for a fucking roach aint that some shit, but yeah got arrested infront of the whole school, and taken to jail. Just got charged with parphanlia or however you spell it. But it sucked, i hate those fucking dogs, they sniffed my fucking car, and then made me come and open up my car and found roaches
 
Droski7

Droski7

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Oh and yes they are smart, and very awsome i love dogs, i got a lab though, take him all the time to the mountains to go backpacking, and catch some trout, he is so smart, and couldn't be a better friend. Its the shitty cops that make them use their talent to get people in trouble.
 
NeoAnarchist

NeoAnarchist

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hahahahahaha, ya this happens when ur still a teen and having drugs at school. Well bro. nice knowin ya. see ya when ur a bit older lol
 
Mysticlown150

Mysticlown150

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Underage user up in here up in here (topic creator not me). Anyway like last year in this new school I moved to they had some big ass German shepherds come in one day in my senior year lol, I was like wtf??? Coming from an inner city high school in brooklyn where kids move weed,yayo and X on a daily basis I was shocked. Suburban schools dont play that nonsense. Needless to say one of my friends brothers got caught and wouldnt open his locker. The principal was like,"open that ****ing locker son", I swear everyone was dieing. So they found was looked like a 1/4oz in his locker and when it came time to put the hand cuffs on him he was like fuck this shit and tried to run. Did you know german shepherds who sniff drugs can also bite?????? I didn't. Best day of my senior year hands down!
 
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