You know you are a grower when...

BudmanTX said:

u know your a grower when u do inny minny miney mow to your seed stash.

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I was thinking about using a dart board for picking what to run next.

You immediately know how many 10 gal pots you can fill if you have 4 cu ft of soil ready

Chunky Stool said:

I was thinking about using a dart board for picking what to run next.

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You take a pic of your vault and send to a friend , n say pic something

You know you're a grower when. You don't see buckets and containers. You see DWC and SIP potential.

You know you're a grower when your giving Craigslist hoes ounces for blowbangs.

You know you’re a grower when your babymama gets pissed when you spend more time sitting with your plants than watching TV with her.

Olive Drab Green said:

You know you’re a grower when your babymama gets pissed when you spend more time sitting with your plants than watching TV with her.

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I actually have conversations with my plants.
They are good listeners...

You know you are a grower when you pack for your early morning hike and your kit includes veg food, neem oil spray, stinky stuff for the deer, duct tape, seaweed extract, brown sugar, Epson salts, etc, etc, etc.

..you know you're a grower when you do all your baking at 3 a.m. so less people are around to smell it

I'm so high, I feel like a robot. And nothing hurts.

tyler.durden said:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155387900133339

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guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!

Your tomato plants are lollypopped and scrogged.

You gotta wipe your phone down with alcohol wipes before leaving the house.

I'm pretty sure that is your arsehole... but I could be wrong.

ANC said:

My weed isn't that sticky, so I can't relate. Plus, I'm an arsehole...

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fify.

You admire the structure of a random shrub lol

Olive Drab Green said:

You know you’re a grower when your babymama gets pissed when you spend more time sitting with your plants than watching TV with her.

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Dharma say what?

Repeat after me. Her name is Toya, Lil Wayne.

"In many situations, a baby mama is a term used to describe a black woman that has a child by a black man. Though the phrase has been used by other cultures, the stigma is still placed heavier on black women. This phrase is usually used in a negative context, especially when concerning child support. Baby mama’s are usually perceived as money hungry , controversial and manipulative women. Often you hear men complaining about how their “baby mama” won’t let them see their kids due to vindictive reasons. For many women the term replaces their name and becomes their identity. Even in popular media, many woman are being deemed as only being relevant for being “the baby mama” of a famous man. In an interview with Vladtv, Toya Wright, the ex wife of Lil Wayne stated “I don’t want to be labeled as a baby mama. I want to be labeled as Toya Wright.”"

https://concretejournalwordexpress.wordpress.com/2016/11/02/language-isnt-it-time-we-remove-the-phrase-baby-mama-2/

You spend thousands of dollars on 315w ceramic lights to "save money"

this thread is great.. just posting here so i'll get some notifications.
but you know you're a grower when you're practically living a double-life from the people that know you grow/dont know you grow