You know your too stoned when.......

I wish I knew... I googled purple marijuana imagis... I liked it... I stole it... dont tell anyone I didnt pay the copyright fee!!!!!
 
secrets safe with me bro. So stoked, I cloned these stems from a plant that I thought was dead because my dog ate it, didnt think the actual stems would root because it looked like a straw with two nodes on the top, well looked at them and BAM rooting like a mofo. So I think I am going to have like two headed monsters. They look funny because they have a super thick stalk with two nodes coming off the top. STOKED
 
you know you're too stoned, when you keep your bud in a baggie inside a crown royal bag, and reach in and find that your bud is gone, go all over town, bitching people out, trying to find out who stole it, only to have someone pick up the crown royal bag and say "dude, fucking look inside again." and when ya reach in there, bud is right inside.
 
yES VERY STONEY....

darknight said:
you know you're too stoned, when you keep your bud in a baggie inside a crown royal bag, and reach in and find that your bud is gone, go all over town, bitching people out, trying to find out who stole it, only to have someone pick up the crown royal bag and say "dude, fucking look inside again." and when ya reach in there, bud is right inside.
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When you are sittin smokin a bowl. Get up to get a drink. Sit back down to notice you lighter is missing. Spend 45 min lookin around the house for it to find it in your left HAND...
Still catch shit for that one...I am on the nerge of a vervous breakdown.
DMG :)
 
lol... yep yep that'd be me...
and thank ya.... :)
i debated for a long time whether i should put my real pic up or not.. i seem to be the only one... figures tho. lol im the odd one.
 
I thought that was a chili pepper to your mouth at first then I slapped myself for not knowing what it was. Im not scared anymore I am putting my real pic up, be ready to fall in love stonerbean....
 
lol a chili pepper eh'?.. interesting.
how'd that slap feel?... maybe do it one more time me. :P jk.

i like the pic u got up now... lol
but that'd be cool... we'd probably be the only two.
we daredevils.... psh. lol
 
I thought it was a crack pipe... haha noo I knew what it was... but I didn't... still dont...
I'm always talking on my phone... and than freek the fuck out about where the fuck my phone is... and than the person talking to me says some shit... and I cry... and than I realize I have my phone...
 
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