You know you're a pothead when:

Stoney McFried said:
Pussy has no effect on me.:D
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hmmmmmm

they already have bongs to cater to your needs. i seen a post somewhere


lol is that better
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RaymondStone said:
Dude, thoughs be dicks, not pussy.
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lmfao
that better bro....
and yes those do be dicks lol
 
When you browse RIU aimlessly and are surrounded by rediculously good sounding shitty music chewing on a 3 hour old piece of gum.
 
No guys would ever smoke with me, lol.
Jester88 said:
hmmmmmm

they already have bongs to cater to your needs. i seen a post somewhere


lol is that better
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lmfao
that better bro....
and yes those do be dicks lol
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You know you're a pothead when...

you decide that the ounce of weed ur holding isn't really worth smoking, so you crumble it all up and sprinkle wall to wall in your living room to "increase the good vibes" in your home.
 
lol

yeah id bet....

Im sure of my sexuality, but i would still have a hard time wrapping ma lips around one of those monstrocities lol.

id just grab a bit of hse and a bottle make a new one and sit there trying t hold a laugh back whilst ya wrapped ya lips around it...

if i had ta watch a bloke pull it i dont think i could contain the laughter... i mean seriously can ya picture it....

in case ya cant

but hey this bloke will smoke with ya :)

notice how hes barely touching it lol

heres a billy for the boys

and a bit of eye candy to get rid of the bad images

seems tho ya had to put up with ma syhit dribbling, sorry bout that pretty blazed atm.​
 
you know your a stoner when you smoke some cones and take someones thread way off course without realizing it


sorry about that dr cannabis... didnt mean to take it thi far off course
 
you know your a pothead when ur constantly picking ur nose/sticking ur fingers up ur nose cuz ur fingers smell like kush 24/7 cuz u quit smokin cigs.
 
wildfire97936 said:
one word Ramen
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haha 3 letters PBJ. mmmm


you ever bought a loaf of bread and just made as many pb n j sammiches as you could and put them away for later. It's so nice waking up in the AM and opening the fridge knowing you won't be hungry today.


Oh also, when you think every pair of headlights is a cop car.
 
You know you're a pothead when you can no longer explain or see the future to your life, and it has no negative effect on you at all.

You know you're a pothead when you can realize you have the ability to change reality on yourself, believe it, and then question if it's really true at all while consciously acting on the "acquired" beliefs
 
I dont know how to tell if yer a pothead, all i know is that i started when i was eleven, and never quit, now i cant wake up, take a shit, walk out the house or go to sleep without weedwithout weedwithout weedwithout weedwithout weedwithout weed
 
You know you're a pothead when you fantasize about making a bong out of anything (guitar, perfume bottle, microphone, cell phone, etc).

When aftr 2wo hitts yo shpellin is aaaaall phuked up!

Jester88 said:
you know your a stoner when you smoke some cones and take someones thread way off course without realizing it


sorry about that dr cannabis... didnt mean to take it thi far off course
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Don't worry man, it's all just for fun:weed:.
 
i play the guitar

hmmm what was the idea for that one.... thatd be cool i mean ive pulled bongs while i play before

but being able to stop and take hit from the actual guitar now that will get a few smiles lol..

i reckon itd be cooll to see.... think of your favourite band just jammin away and all of a sudden stopping whilst the quitarist sparks his guitar up (prepacked joy) and then continues on into the next riff...

nut in a;; honesty i see no realistic way this could happen :(
 
Jester88 said:
i play the guitar

hmmm what was the idea for that one.... thatd be cool i mean ive pulled bongs while i play before

but being able to stop and take hit from the actual guitar now that will get a few smiles lol..

i reckon itd be cooll to see.... think of your favourite band just jammin away and all of a sudden stopping whilst the quitarist sparks his guitar up (prepacked joy) and then continues on into the next riff...

nut in a;; honesty i see no realistic way this could happen :(
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attach one seperately on the outside behind the guitar. mouthpiece at the top of the neck, tube down to water chamber and slide, etc. at teh bottom, near the plug, little knobs, etc.
 
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