TheDude0007
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When you realise you have never owned this many fan's in your life!
You Know You're a Stoner if....
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cannawizard
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instead of you saying "im hungry," ..its now replaced with "i got the munchies"
0011StealTH
Active Member
if your cotton mouth.
Farfenugen
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You know you're a stoner when...
...that bacon and peanut butter sandwich tastes really good
...you can walk into any garden center and easily explain to the people working there why the azaleas are weak-stemmed, the gypsophylium seems a bit short and the underside of one orchid flower has an obvious mite problem, all without ever realising why
...you're suddenly a genius at math for calculating how much 7.658 grams goes into a baggy
...it takes you 45 minutes to find your house on Google Earth
...that bacon and peanut butter sandwich tastes really good
...you can walk into any garden center and easily explain to the people working there why the azaleas are weak-stemmed, the gypsophylium seems a bit short and the underside of one orchid flower has an obvious mite problem, all without ever realising why
...you're suddenly a genius at math for calculating how much 7.658 grams goes into a baggy
...it takes you 45 minutes to find your house on Google Earth
Shannon Alexander
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You know you're a stoner if you find the weed you lost. In your pillow after sleeping on it for a month having hid it there when you left your housemate alone when you went on vacation, all the while cursing him out under your breath since you got back for being a dirty thief...
Farfenugen
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You know you're a stoner...
If you walk out of the supermarket with a bag filled with baby food, pistachio nuts, M&M's and whipped cream
If you walk out of the supermarket with a bag filled with baby food, pistachio nuts, M&M's and whipped cream
MixedMelodyMindBender
Active Member
Literally just happened to me. I have had the bong loaded for over 45 minutes but I get stuck reading. Thanks for the reminder to get some fire in the hole
You know your stoned when ya forget that your actually fekin stoned
Which also tends to make you forget that you want to smoke more 
mescalinebandit420
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you know your a stoner when a cop passes u by and looks back cause you smell like a pound.
420greendream
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u know ur a stoner when u only have $10 and ur starving but u choose to get a dime instead.
NevaSmokedOut
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... you order pizza and forget one is in the oven.
bicycleday
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...you are constantly batting off to 420 girls
Joe Pineapples
Member
When you cant be arsed to turn the tv over cos you cant be arsed to get the remote.........and its in your lap..............
Bonghostage
Active Member
when you walk 2 miles to the 24 hour tesco cause it's half 3 in the morning and you finished all the fucking bacon
Blue Wizard
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You know you're a stoner if... You call your sister on the phone and ask her to come over and fix you something to eat because you don't want to get off the couch. 
thump easy
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your a stoner if u washed ur sac of weed n u find it in your pant pocket n still smoke it anyways.!
