You Know You're a Stoner if....

Craik

Member
You know You´re a stoner when you´ve been planning to smoke for the past hour but got sidetracked on this thread.
 

Farfenugen

Well-Known Member
You know you're a stoner when...

...that bacon and peanut butter sandwich tastes really good

...you can walk into any garden center and easily explain to the people working there why the azaleas are weak-stemmed, the gypsophylium seems a bit short and the underside of one orchid flower has an obvious mite problem, all without ever realising why

...you're suddenly a genius at math for calculating how much 7.658 grams goes into a baggy

...it takes you 45 minutes to find your house on Google Earth
 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member
You know you're a stoner if you find the weed you lost. In your pillow after sleeping on it for a month having hid it there when you left your housemate alone when you went on vacation, all the while cursing him out under your breath since you got back for being a dirty thief...
 

Farfenugen

Well-Known Member
You know you're a stoner...

If you walk out of the supermarket with a bag filled with baby food, pistachio nuts, M&M's and whipped cream
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
You know You´re a stoner when you´ve been planning to smoke for the past hour but got sidetracked on this thread.
Literally just happened to me. I have had the bong loaded for over 45 minutes but I get stuck reading. Thanks for the reminder to get some fire in the hole bongsmilie

You know your stoned when ya forget that your actually fekin stoned :) Which also tends to make you forget that you want to smoke more :)
 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member
You know you're a stoner if... You call your sister on the phone and ask her to come over and fix you something to eat because you don't want to get off the couch. :eyesmoke:
 
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