You Know You're A Stoner When.

Marlboro47

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You know your a stoner when: You buy grams(at the same price after 28grams as an oz) every day instead of oz every 1-2weeks.
 

ohmy

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When you get really high and start threads on R.I.U and forget why you started them and go start another worthless thread
 

Blue Wizard

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You order pizza and when it gets to your house you realize you had one in the oven, and when you take it out of the oven you notice it still has the cardboard on the bottom of it.
 

ohmy

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when your plants are in better shape then you are along with spendding more on the garden then your house
 

anotherdaymusic

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you know youre a stoner when you have to label your food as "regular" and "weed".

you know youre a stoner when you forget youre high.

you know youre a stoner when you smirk when you are driving on the interstate and smell weed. (maybe even salivate)

you know youre a stoner when you relax after work with a blunt before you reach for a beer.
 

jadeey

Active Member
You know you're a stoner when you buy something for yourself and then think damn I couldve bought sone weed instead
 

ohmy

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you know when your stoned when you forget why you opened a thread so you just post stupid shit and see who replies
 

Sara Saw It

Active Member
You know you're a stoner...

when you don't have an appetite until after you smoke. Its gotta be the appetizer.

when you want to get high during a sexual encounter. "Hold on, I need to toke up."
 

Brick Top

New Member
You Know You're A Stoner When ... you can't think of anything witty to use to finish the sentence, you know you're a stoner when ..................... but you think you do anyway.
 
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