You know you're stoned, when??????

Krondizzel

New Member
Halfway through a story you forget what your talking about and then you have to fake it till you make it till u remember what it was u were talking about lol
 

VILEPLUME

Well-Known Member
You know your stoned because you always end up on RIU ;)

Real life dissipates for a second, you sit down at your computer, too stoned to do anything else, too smart so you realize this is a bad time to write emails and go on FB, so it is either this or...I dont even know where I am going with this anymore.
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
You smoke before leaving for the dog park, but the creeper hits you while you're there and you are too stoned to drive back home. Even worse, you have to try to interact with strangers and their dogs. Then you have to pick up your dog's poop while feeling like it's a goddamn show and everyone is watching you to make sure you get it all. Then you realize you didn't bring any water and the only water is in the dog bowls.....is anyone looking?



Yes, I did bring it back
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
Oh fuck, wait, wait, I was super baked once and changed my oil but forgot to put the plug back into the pan before pouring in the new oil. LOL! 5 qts Full Syn. Kept checking my dipstick. Had to take the wife's car and drive 30 miles for more oil.

Fucking clown.
 

copperheadroad1

Active Member
i hate when im busy cleaning out the cone piece, then forget whats up and just pack weed into the stem, and wonder why it tastes like the black death
 
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