Your First Joint

my first joint ever was 2 grams of purple haze with one of my oldest friends when i was 13. i remember having to bite down on my hand to stop laughing, after all that laughing it felt like i just did 10 000 sit ups, good times!

first joint had me at my living room...i was staring at infomercials and laughing out of control...wondering "are they really saying this...and then got up and started dancing to everything that targeted me..like i saw my dog...and i started walking on my arms and legs and barking...there were around 10 people smoking(experienced smokers) and its as if i blocked everyone out my surrounding...and then i realized how much of an idiot i was for acting crazy...it was a good night

and when i started...i was even crazier in public...i went to a utah jazz game...and was acting a fool" screaming GO DUCKS...

I was 13 with mates Alana and Michell got some bud off a mate, Alana made a bong Michell Chopped up and i got so wasted i was passing in and out of consciousness cause i was laughing so much i wasn't getting enough oxygen to my brain. never been that high again, but i try, boy do i try.........

My first time smoking was when I was 15. I was working in a restaurant as a bus boy when one of the older waiters I stole liquor for asked me if I ever "Smoked" before. Not wanting to seem lame, I was like, "Yeah, you know every know and then." Then he told me he sold it and invited me too his crib after work to get smoked up. I go over after work and walk into his 1-2 bedroom effiecency and every waitress and waiter under 30 I work with (15 at least) are all laid back looking comfy on the 4 -5 couches he had in this little living room. They are passing aroung a 3 foot glass bong. I pop a squat and get to chit chattin. My guy brought me my first sack and a tray to break up on. As I'm sitting there breaking it up not really knowing what I'm doing I'm noticing that the bong is going in a rotation and it's coming right for me. I pack it up and draw my first bong hit. It was a good hit for me but the veterans knew I could do better. They gave me there 2 cents and let me give it another go. I filled that long ass tube full of smoke and cleared that fucker in one pull....OHHHH SHHHIIITTTTTT!!! cough, cough, cough, for at least a minute straight. I got up and slowly walked into the kitchen and threw up in the sink. No one could see me but they all knew I was getting sick. My guy was like "You throwing up?" I was like " just a little!". laughter ensued. Some of the females all came to try and comfort me but I was already cool. I sat down and took one more rip then told him I was gonna bounce. It didn't really know how I felt about bud till I got in the car. As soon as I turned on the music and got to cruisin. I was in love. I ran out about 2 tanks of gas driving around bumping my music that night. I have since dubbed weed my all time medicine of choice.

my first time was when i was hanging out with my sister ,sisters boyfirend and my other friend and smoked a blunt walking around the neighberhood

my first joint was this 3 gram bomber of a joint that my buddys older brother an friend had rolled...it was my 11th birthday not only was it my first joint but my first smoke...ooo man that was 12 years ago...lol...fuckin ay...peace az

the first 2 times i smoked it dint hit me , i dont knwo why ,i remember not feeling nothing out of the ordinary

my first was 22 years ago still remember it like yesterday after smoking 1/2 a joint I ran like a nutter for about a mile got home and spent the rest of the day spaced out looking at nothing out of the window eating pizzas my mom could'nt believe how many I ate

I was either 15 or 16 when I smoked for the first time, it was in some woods right by the school. I didnt really get stoned for real until several months later when I was home alone during fall break. I had plenty of time, and just kept smoking and smoking the two grams or so I had until I got high. I remember it as being very shaky, like the inside of a volcano or something. The reason it took me a few months for that first high was because at that time, I only smoked on occasion and with freinds. I didnt know to hold my hits or how to use the carb. haha how times have changed

when i just turned 15 i remember seeing one of my friends doing it after school and i thought it was so bad and i kept telling him not to do it. next week i go to the movie theater with him and he had a 3 gram blunt rolled. we went to a nursery(for plants) and snuck into one of the little sheds where he started lighting up. i said what the hell and took 4 hits until i had this real nasty taste and i threw up in that nice little shed. well 30 minutes later walking through the rain going to burger king i started playing hide and seek with myself. ever since that i smoked almost everyday before school and now every day after work.

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don't rember what year it was. it was in the 70's. my mom. called me to the table. then she told me about pot.then asked if i wanted to try it. been smoking from that day till now still smoking.

i rolled my first joint for my mom. (she has back pains) i was... 13? but i've never been able to roll a better one since.
what about first blunts...???

i waz like 10 and my cuz waz like smoke wit me so i waz smokin and nothing happend i didnt get high till my 5th time smokin

it was my 18th Birthday...got gifts from my parents and all that bullshit...i say fuck it and me and my best friend(currently) go for a ride in my pick-up to a lake to go fuckin ice fishin on the last ice of the year...

it's like 35 degrees so its not too cold out, all of a sudden he pulls out a baggy full of green and i'm like put that shit away we'll get arrested...he's like relax man we'll be fine...so we went in my rad fishin shack and blazed my first glorious joint...lets just say we didn't catch many fish...

Im young still so i remember its only been a couple years

it was in my friends backyard, neither of us had smoked(or rollled) a joint before, it took like 10 mins and it came out looking like a fucked up ciggarette, and used way too much paper,

was only the 2nd time i smoked, and the first time i didnt feel much, but i knew this was being high... it was amazing, we jumped in her pool. and everything was just so goood we couldnt stop laughing. Now i smoke regulary and still love it every time =-) it was the best "Sneak out" ever.

My first time was when I was 15, at a mates house , there was quite a few people round and some were doing spots through in the kitchen. I was offered some, did a couple spots and can't say I felt too much. I remember having a laughing fit at one stage but nothing too profound. Deffinitely got better as I started smoking more a few months later.

My first time was with two of my friends at my friends house. He had "hydro" (not sure if it was really hydro cause we were noobs back then) and he got SHITTY ass rolling papers. They had no glue on em at all and they were for rolling sticks and none of us could roll. We tried to make a ghetto bong and ended up wasting like $10 worth of weed of a few hits each from a little water bottle and pen bong I wasn't sure if I was high and I did laugh a bit but thats it. My other friend however is one of those "if you say I'm high I must be high" kinda people. So we said he was soo high (jokingly) and he started actring retarded as fuck. It was my lowest "high" ever.

mine was the second time i smoked. me and 5 buddy's were sittin in a room passing around bowl after bowl...then joint after joint.....then massive hookah rips.....needless to say i have yet to get that high ever again....though i wish i could...that was amazing

my first joint was way back in the 70's and like the fucked in the head teens we were my friends and i smoked as we walked toward town. could have easily been caught but luck was with us and damn i was stoned lmao.