Your First Joint

Yeah the first couple of times i smoked it was magical, nowadays its great just not as relaxed because i have things to worry about... From time to time i dont smoke for a few weeks, and then smoke like 1/4 between me an my friends, and its pretty good

Yall should try it, take a week or 2 off try to kill your tollerence, and i love the memories you guys are brining back with these stories, thanks bruds!

Man, my first 'joint' was a fucking life changing experience....

I lived in Fresno, CA...I was doing my Paramedic Internship (most medics do harder drugs than weed so SHUDDUP! ;-P)

I was so fucking stressed out from dealing with a white trash moron preceptor... Me and my room mates who had gone to paramedic school with me got drunk for some reason, which was actually pretty unusual. One of my room mates said "lets get WEEEED"... only one of us had smoked in the past... So i called up my buddy and he got a 'dub' of this crazy stinky shit that was covered in white stuff. it was in the smallest ziplock bag ive ever seen in my life...

Anyway, we punched holes in the bottom of a 2 liter soda bottle, and screwed the cap from some Jegermeister on to the top of it and punched tiny holes in that as well.

we filled it with water, put a tiny itty bit of the stinky green shit on top, lit it, and let the water drain out....

I inhaled about 1/4 of the smoke, and held it in. I seriously thought I was going to vomit. I did it again, and the next 4 hours were the best of my life.

I felt like I was losing track of time and then catching back up a few seconds later, I had a crazy awesome feeling coursing through my muscles and everytime I moved it felt funny.

After that was gone, I was only able to buy dirt weed from the local gang banger, which filled my bong with putrid yellow smoke. I havent had good weed since then, and Im hoping that my white widow,blueberry, cheese, Big Bang, Church, supergirl, venus, or northern lights will give me that insanely wonderful feeling that i got with that first batch.

This is so fuckin' redneck, I can't believe I'm even saying it.

I smoked a joint for the first time on a dirt road in a cow pasture.

I just forgot my first joint of the day..

Wen i was 13 out in mastic we went to the mudflats n smoked like 4 bowls. I got a totally unique high that ive never gotten again. Idk how to describe it cuz frankly i cnt remembr exactly. Wut else is new? Anyway we went back to this other kids house n played basketball till that shit smashd me in the nose n i started leakin all ovr haha but i didnt care n couldnt feel it then we had peanut buttr sandwhiches n i was like "shit this is dry, this sux" n proceeded to eat 3

Me and a friend smoked out of a bubbler when my mom was gone. We barely smoked anything but it felt great.

The first time I smoked a joint was a few times after. It wasnt as good imo, but it was still nice.

Was 14 and i went round to a party .. expected to drink a little and was nervice at the thought that someone might give me budd ( dont ask why lol ) then someone past me a joint and i had been smoking before with fags but omg did i love it ... lets just say my next 5 years of pocket money went towards good weekends

first joint i ever had was with my sister and her husband back in the day, i was 15. didnt really get high, something was different, but i was 'sober'

2nd joint (2nd time ever really)... omg... me and my good friend went out at like 4am to the gas station and on the way there we smoked a hog leg of kush.... the longest ride in my life. lmfao, like a 10 minute ride.
when i got there he told ME to go into the store and pay for the gas and get him a mtn dew. handed me 20 bucks and when i payed for the gas i stood there for what felt like 5 minutes and the cashier looked in my eyes all weird and said "uhm.... do u need anything else...?" and i was like "a receipt?" and he said "for gas?"
LOL and i said no and left pretty quickly lmfao

it was good times, i was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up

My first time was in 1970 at a House that a friends dad owned. It was on Lake Lavon in the boonies outside of Dallas. The dad lived in Dallas and he let his 3 sons live at the lake. Anyway, it was a great place to party. One night somebody broke out some weed and asked if we wanted to try it...HELL YES!! Didnt get much out of it, but I bought an ounce of Mexican shit weed from him for 8 bucks, and kept trying until I got high. Been that way ever since. I sure am happy that there are so many kinds of great weed to smoke now.

5th gradeeee

My first joint wasn't too exciting, but the first time I got stoned was on Christmas, after I had a pot cookie. I talked to my mom, aunt, and grandmother, and to this day I still have no idea what I said

We also watched Pans Labyrinth which was awesome.

my first time wuz when i was 19 and i got so high that i passed out in the bathroom at walmart but my friends woke me up.

I was 13 riding in my brothers jeep coming home from the mall (45 minute ride) and he pulled out his piped and took a hit of some good hydro grown weed and then asked me if i wanted to take a hit so i was like hell yea let me see that! He show me how to use it and i took a big hit coughed so HARD my lungs burnt forever. After 5 mins i took another hit from a different kind of indoor grown strain and coughed very hard as well. 15-20 minutes later i remember just sitting back and looking at the clouds and they were moving in such a cool motion and then i looked over at my brother and it felt like when i moved my head my eyes didnt move but when i moved my eyes my head didnt move. It was the best experience ever i wish i could do it all over again. I was high for like 4 hours. And then the second time was totally different more like a down to earth high if you understand what i mean. Over all i love marijuana its an awesome drug and makes me happy if its hanging out with friends at a party chillin with buddies or if im feeling a little depressed or sumthing it just makes all your feelings go away. Smoke on fellow brotherines. Peace

When i was 12in a crappy shed of some sort with candles was pretty cool ! it was hash tho!

I really didn't smoke a joint for a long while after I started smoking lol.
I called up my dealer and he was like "Yeah, I was going to go get some weed right now, so just bike with me" So I hop on my bike and meet up with him. So he asks if I want to spark up a joint of this amazing weed. So, how can I resist?

We spark up and I'm high after the first drag, it was such good weed, and that's what we were getting, so I was so happy. So we finish it, put the joint in his roach stash (he has atleast 10g's in roaches.. no jokes..)

So we start biking, my eyes are like completely closed and he's like "Dude.. how can you see" and I have no idea what he's talking about so I just start laughing.

We get lost about 20 times on the way there, and it ends up it takes us 3 hours to get there. So we get the weed, I have maybe 5g's and I'm like.. Follow me.. So I find a way home in 10 minutes lol.

Was an Epic adventure

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and.. JDoss771 you're suppose to be 18 to join this forum..

7th grade none of my friends liked it but i was loving every second of it. been stoned ever since damn time flies by

my first joints were perfect. but i didnt smoke then. i cant roll a j for shit now.

Haha i was 14 and me and my friend rolled a joint in my gandparents workshop then i went to his house and ate a whole box of cheese its lol