Your mamma...

GrowSpecialist

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Oct 26, 2008

• #1

Your mamma so fat, every time she takes a step, she makes a pot-hole.

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #2

Your mamas lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #3

Your mamas so fat, she does her makeup with a squeegee.

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #4

Your mamas gums are so black she spits Yoohoo.

 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic

Oct 26, 2008

• #5

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

 

KiloBit

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #6

your momma so fat she has three smaller women orbiting around her

 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic

Oct 26, 2008

• #7

Yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks.

 

Boneman

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #8

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #9

mmm hot dogs

 

Boneman

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #10

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #11

Right now your mother is being donkey punched by John McCain

 

GrowSpecialist

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Oct 26, 2008

• #12

Yo mamma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #13

Isn't it scary when you find a human head... you don't know who it belongs to, or whos face it is... and no matter what you do, you never forget the face... and sometimes you think about all the things that face has seen...

 

GrowSpecialist

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #14

Yo mamma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

 

GrowTech

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Oct 26, 2008

• #15

you cant touch me bitch

 

KiloBit

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #16

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #17

yo momma is cooking me breakfast.

 

weezer

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #18

fdd2blk said:

yo momma is cooking me breakfast.

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yeah the fat one that makes pot holes when she steps

 

xmissxaliex

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #19

yer momma sat on a rainbow and made the skittles pop out =D

 

KaliSmok3

Well-Known Member

Oct 26, 2008

• #20

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.