When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
People jog around her for exercise. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.