Sochi!

cannabineer

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New avi, Dannyboy? What happened to Fremen Cat?

Whenever I see the thread title, I am irresistibly drawn to hearing a guy ordering Japanese seafood in Spanglish.
 

clint308

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I feel something really bad is going to happen , They are after these women suicide bombers already from that area .
Then you have the bombs that have already gone off .
All these sporting greats from all over the world in one place , how better to hurt other contries than blow up your sporting greats.
Please be carefull to everyone who goes there to spectate or compete !!!!
 

MojoRison

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High-lights

Japan's Ski jumping team


Ballet on ice {new event}


Men's Figure Skating {Pairs}


Advanced Weaponry now allowed in the Biathlon


And of course the 2 Man Luge
 

curious2garden

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I like your like Joe ;)

Mojo on the advanced weaponry what are the rules? Do you have to carry it or can you have it waiting on the range?
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MojoRison

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I like your like Joe ;)

Mojo on the advanced weaponry what are the rules? Do you have to carry it or can you have it waiting on the range?
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It is the olympics after all so you'll have to lugged it around, your weaponry is supplied by the military and the Biathlon is now a sponsored event show casing some of the newest and deadliest, all modeled nicely with a bikini clad soldier...
 

Unclebaldrick

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It is the olympics after all so you'll have to lugged it around, your weaponry is supplied by the military and the Biathlon is now a sponsored event show casing some of the newest and deadliest, all modeled nicely with a bikini clad soldier...
Yes, due to the success of beach volleyball, the Biathalon athletes have adopted their uniform.
 

clint308

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An alarming video of a walk-through of the rooms in the Athletes' Village at the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics shows the money already spent by the Russian Government has left much to be desired.
The video shows two astounded officials examining their lodgings, bewildered by the lack of furniture and basic creature comforts.
Will the organisers get everything together in time? Or will the Sochi Winter Olympics shape up to be a farce? Let us know what you think here.
The officials are heard saying the room is a typical example of what is on offer in the Olympic Village.
It is not certain how much was spent on each room, but its austere décor suggests the Russians have taken a minimalist approach in decorating this village.





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When the water was switched off, journalist Stacy St Clair was warned not to put it on her face when it came back on because it 'contains something very dangerous'. Is it okay to drink it though? (Twitter).


The tell-tale signs Russia's Games will be hilarious
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In this room the athletes get beds and chairs — but there is no table or much of anything else.
If the room looks cold and uninhabitable that might because it is, with numerous reports surfacing about hotel rooms not having heating, TVs, WiFi or drinkable water.
During her hotel's water hiatus, Chicago Tribune journalist Stacy St Clair said the front desk warned her to "not use (the hotel's water) on your face because it contains something very dangerous".
When the water in her hotel room was restored, St Clair tweeted a photo of the dubious yellow liquid coming from her taps.
Read more: Putin's girlfriend selected to light the Olympic cauldron.
St Clair's troubles are hardly uncommon as many foreign journalists sharing images and stories about every hotel room in the city having at least one thing either unfinished or broken inside.
The BBC's Acting Moscow Bureau Chief Kevin Bishop shared this welcoming image of his hotel's lobby which has 'no floor' (Twitter).

On Monday New York Times reporter David Segal described the still a-work-in-progress Sochi as looking "at least a dozen all-nighters away from completion".
"There are unfinished hotels, half-finished stores and a mall where the only shop that is open and thriving is a Cinnabon," Segal wrote.
Russia has flushed an estimated $58 billion on the Games so far — the London is believed to have spent only $16.5 billion on the Summer Olympics in 2012 — and there are countless critics who have accused the government of cronyism and corruption.
With the Games due to open on Friday, some of the biggest news has centred on what you can and can't do in the bathrooms at the games.
Following reporting of a peculiar set of instructions on the "dos and don'ts" of toilet use yesterday, the other news coming out of the Black Sea ski resort town today are new signs asking athletes and visitors not to flush their toilet paper down the loo.
"Put it in the bin provided," the instructions read.
The sign says 'Please do not flush toilet paper down the toilet. Put
 

Unclebaldrick

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Maybe its just the unrepentant Cold warrior in me, but I love it when the Russians look silly. I think they will end up with a win if they just end up looking silly here, but I think it will likely go a lot further.

Can anyone tell me what that last prohibited toilet action is? Throwing sausages in the toilet?
 

clint308

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It's either an RPG or a fish (yes i think fish)
If you arn't allowed to go fishing in the toilet , then it's just silly to put fish in there aswell !
How would one get fish out of toilet , if fishing is not allowed ?
 

Steve French

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The Ruskie athletes are probably staying in five star hotels. The shitty accommodations are just a KGB mind fuck trick like the Summit Series in '72 when they stole our stuff, spied on us, and made dozens of middle of the night calls to throw us off.
 
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