Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Bakatare666

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That's not a stink bug, that's a stink bug! Sorry had to do the crocodile Dundee version. He was in my garden on my fig tree, he was so pretty I had to pic him.
yes he may look nice but don't squish him.
Aussie stink bug
Hell, you got the purty ones down yonder.......... Sorry, 'under'.:shock:
 

SirGreenThumb

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Has anyone ever noticed that whenever you're shopping for seeds you find these pics of the strain that you want to grow and then you grow it and it never looks the same as the plant advertised?

Example: G13 Pineapple Express (their photo)
G13_Labs_Pineapple_Express.jpg

My G13 Pineapple Express
DSCN1689.jpgHowever, I do love when the resin gets so thick it starts to fold your leaves.

just a pet peeve. :mrgreen:
 

minnesmoker

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Has anyone ever noticed that whenever you're shopping for seeds you find these pics of the strain that you want to grow and then you grow it and it never looks the same as the plant advertised?

Example: G13 Pineapple Express (their photo)
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My G13 Pineapple Express
View attachment 2984102However, I do love when the resin gets so thick it starts to fold your leaves.

just a pet peeve. :mrgreen:

Lookin' good!
 

lahadaextranjera

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The one thing that I really love about this place is that you have the mountains just 2 hours drive away from the beach.

The Mountians and the Med in the same picture when I was out walking the dog.

 

Mirrordawn

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Aussie aussie aussie , we have all the stinkiest , most poisonous , ugly things around this world !!!
Have you heard how Kola's drop down and attack people ... Fucking hilarious.
I love this country but it cracks me up when it comes to shit like this.

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neosapien

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The Chinese government just sent me a gift of famous pastries for being an outstanding visitor and spending Chinese New Years with them! Not going to lie, kinda feeling like a big deal right about now...

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joe macclennan

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The Chinese government just sent me a gift of famous pastries for being an outstanding visitor and spending Chinese New Years with them! Not going to lie, kinda feeling like a big deal right about now...

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so you are in a foreign land, procreating with their women, drinking their liquor and photographing their monkeys...and NOW the govt is sending you gifts eh????

they know who you are . be afraid, be very afraid.:-|

an elite riu pirate extraction team is being sent for you and your wife. Look to the east at dawn on the third day
 

clint308

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The one thing that I really love about this place is that you have the mountains just 2 hours drive away from the beach.

The Mountians and the Med in the same picture when I was out walking the dog.

WOW what a view lahada !!!!! :joint:
wHAT I WOULD DO TO BE THERE LOOKING AT THAT !

Have you heard how Kola's drop down and attack people ... Fucking hilarious.
I love this country but it cracks me up when it comes to shit like this.

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hEY MAN WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT ?
I have seen them myself , I was camping and had some fishing rods baited and in the water about 100m from camp .
So it got dark while were sitting around the camp fire getting pissed , and i said "let's check our lines in the water "
Everyone was like fuck that shit , i'm goin to bed in a minute , it was like 2 in the morning .
So i went staggering down the gravel road to check my rods , i climbed down the goat track to the river . I sat there looking at my rods for a sec with my flashlight in hand then all
of a suddern this thing jumped straight out of the tree's on to the river bank next to me . (I was shit scared at this point )
then it looked straight at me and gave me those fangs and shrieked a loud noise straight at me.
Then it jumped straight over my rods ans then straight over the river/creek and took off straight into the bush.

There's some thing about going camping with an Aussie. You automatically feel bug protected as your mate has come across the deadliest.
So true lahada, us aussie blokes will keep you safe no matter what, we're strong mongrels out here!

Ever see an Aussie confronted with Minnesota's mosquito population, out in the forests, mid summer? They're not so tough.
You have no idea about our stinging little fucking bugs, They eat people for breakfast .
Would be if dropbears weren't fictional.
Come to Australia and see for yourself! you won't be dissapointed I promies!
Our stingrays , sharks , snakes , spiders , bats , feral cats and dogs , bullants , bluebottle ants , box jellyfish .
Dingos that eat babies and wild horses that charge at you trying to bite the fuck out of you.

Our Mosquitoes shred people!
bloody oath mate!



Pfft ... I'll fuck a Kola up.
They'll eat you like a eaucalyptus leaf.

so you are in a foreign land, procreating with their women, drinking their liquor and photographing their monkeys...and NOW the govt is sending you gifts eh????

they know who you are . be afraid, be very afraid.:-|

an elite riu pirate extraction team is being sent for you and your wife. Look to the east at dawn on the third day
Thanks Joe ,
I'll be there and ready with my camo's on bro !
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
I take it you don't have kids then...
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LOL, I have 2, but they are grown n gone.
Yes but once the old kids get to smelling good they have new ones that seem to smell worse!

Aussie aussie aussie , we have all the stinkiest , most poisonous , ugly things around this world !!!
and those are just their kids ;)

That's not a stink bug, that's a stink bug! Sorry had to do the crocodile Dundee version. He was in my garden on my fig tree, he was so pretty I had to pic him.
yes he may look nice but don't squish him.
Aussie stink bug
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The one thing that I really love about this place is that you have the mountains just 2 hours drive away from the beach.

The Mountians and the Med in the same picture when I was out walking the dog.
Welcome to Southern California ;)

The Chinese government just sent me a gift of famous pastries for being an outstanding visitor and spending Chinese New Years with them! Not going to lie, kinda feeling like a big deal right about now...

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It's the organ prep! :) tread litely! LOL

so you are in a foreign land, procreating with their women, drinking their liquor and photographing their monkeys...and NOW the govt is sending you gifts eh????

they know who you are . be afraid, be very afraid.:-|

an elite riu pirate extraction team is being sent for you and your wife. Look to the east at dawn on the third day
Like!

We'll be coming from Chennault's old base in Yunnan.
 

gioua

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One of the owners wives of a Co wifey works for handed her a heavy backpack told her to get rid of it..wifey looked inside and see's a laptop.. she's asks what do you mean get rid of it?

Lady says they have not been able to figure out whose laptop it is.. and they are tired of moving it from one spot at their house to another.. Wifey asked her.. so you want me to give it to I.T? Lady says.. dont care... dispose of it.. tired of seeing it at our house..

Wifey kept it a work over the weekend and talked to me about it.. said it powered on and was in great condition.. she hated to just throw it away or give to the recycle center.. told her to bring it home and I'll format it and either use it or give it away..

it's a Sony Viao PCG-881r ( found very little stat wise on it..) but looks like a 1ghz with 256 ram.. dvd burner has 2 HDD's both 20 gb's thing must way about 12lbs

the backpack it came with has to be worth more then the PC itself..

reformatted it.. added windows xp pro forgot about warmth a laptop brings to the crotch.. :)


thinking it's a corporate line not a retail line... it's a solid laptop for sure
thanks sorny..
http://esupport.sony.com/US/p/model-find.pl?mdl=PCG881R&RECALL=YES&DIRECTOR=HOME&session_id=b6240995de9ae28fc46ee26695e7bcec
 
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