The one thing that I really love about this place is that you have the mountains just 2 hours drive away from the beach.
The Mountians and the Med in the same picture when I was out walking the dog.
WOW what a view lahada !!!!!
wHAT I WOULD DO TO BE THERE LOOKING AT THAT !
Have you heard how Kola's drop down and attack people ... Fucking hilarious.
I love this country but it cracks me up when it comes to shit like this.
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hEY MAN WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT ?
I have seen them myself , I was camping and had some fishing rods baited and in the water about 100m from camp .
So it got dark while were sitting around the camp fire getting pissed , and i said "let's check our lines in the water "
Everyone was like fuck that shit , i'm goin to bed in a minute , it was like 2 in the morning .
So i went staggering down the gravel road to check my rods , i climbed down the goat track to the river . I sat there looking at my rods for a sec with my flashlight in hand then all
of a suddern this thing jumped straight out of the tree's on to the river bank next to me . (I was shit scared at this point )
then it looked straight at me and gave me those fangs and shrieked a loud noise straight at me.
Then it jumped straight over my rods ans then straight over the river/creek and took off straight into the bush.
There's some thing about going camping with an Aussie. You automatically feel bug protected as your mate has come across the deadliest.
So true lahada, us aussie blokes will keep you safe no matter what, we're strong mongrels out here!
Ever see an Aussie confronted with Minnesota's mosquito population, out in the forests, mid summer? They're not so tough.
You have no idea about our stinging little fucking bugs, They eat people for breakfast .
Would be if dropbears weren't fictional.
Come to Australia and see for yourself! you won't be dissapointed I promies!
Our stingrays , sharks , snakes , spiders , bats , feral cats and dogs , bullants , bluebottle ants , box jellyfish .
Dingos that eat babies and wild horses that charge at you trying to bite the fuck out of you.
Our Mosquitoes shred people!
bloody oath mate!
Pfft ... I'll fuck a Kola up.
They'll eat you like a eaucalyptus leaf.
so you are in a foreign land, procreating with their women, drinking their liquor and photographing their monkeys...and NOW the govt is sending you
gifts eh????
they know who you are . be afraid, be very afraid.
an elite riu pirate extraction team is being sent for you and your wife. Look to the east at dawn on the third day
Thanks Joe ,
I'll be there and ready with my camo's on bro !