Pookiedough
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Ugh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
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korvette1977
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Ugh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
Hey Pookie .. I'll tell ya .. with you spread out on the table with your legs spread and that sweet snatch staring right at ya Who would not get a woody ? ... Im a freelance gynecologist.... Need an appointment .??????..wink Just kidding ..
happygrits
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oooooo thats gross, my hairdresser used to brush up against me and make noises . I was only 17-18 yrs old it was gross. My chiropractor did the same I just quit going to uncomfortable.
happygrits
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you guys crack me up lmao
that's not right.Ugh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
nowstopwhining
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Are you sure you didn't walk onto the set of a porno film by accident?Ugh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Are you fucking serious? Dude....I'd have to say something. Like that shit isn't awkward enoughUgh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
Chiceh
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That just ain't right. It creeps me out hearing about it, glad my gyno is female, lol.Ugh my gynecologist gets wood and he wears those damn dockers so you get to see waaaaaay too much detail....the nerve of that guy.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Yeah, mine's a woman, and I could never go to a man for that. It's just....no. If I'm laying there with my legs in those stirrups and it's a MAN, there's only one thing I'm going to be thinking about the entire time. I don't know how he could NOT be. I mean....I dunno, I've heard male gyno's say that they don't think about it, but....what else could they say?
Stoney McFried
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If some guy rubbed it on me uninvited, I'd have thumped him on it.
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, I've put guys on blast for it before, but I've never done THAT, lol. Now I feel like I should.
Stoney McFried
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Unwanted contact breeds unwanted contact...don't touch me with your skeevy pecker and I won't pretend its a bottle of ketchup.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Oh man, I don't know why, but that just gave me this flashback....
When I was in 6th grade I sat next to this guy, who apparently had just started to get wood at random times. And EVERY time he got hard he would grab it through his shorts and SHOW me.
It was very awkward at first. It didn't take me long to learn not to look down.
When I was in 6th grade I sat next to this guy, who apparently had just started to get wood at random times. And EVERY time he got hard he would grab it through his shorts and SHOW me.
It was very awkward at first. It didn't take me long to learn not to look down.
Stoney McFried
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I'd have pretended I was scrubbing out a pair of socks by hand.
howhigh123
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lmao..damn thats a messed up flashback..
Wikidbchofthewst
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The worst was when he'd show the guy on the other side of me, and they'd sit there talking about it.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah. I'd have made him sorry he had a dick.
howhigh123
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what!!!!..he showed another guy that, and they talked about it..damn that woulda been awkward as hell if it was me..
Wikidbchofthewst
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Oh it was at first, I'm just good at tuning people out. I just always thought it was kinda gay....
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