lol, how stupid of me, i know, but i have a funny ass story out of it now at least.. everyone i told out work pretty much had the same reaction you had.. i got no shame in my game, nothing worse then a bad case of swamp ass ime..Rep slap BAM !!!!
Bro that is tha fucking funniest thing i have herd for a long time !!!!!
Thumbs up ...........................like ........................
it wasn't marked as an alcohol pad, but of course that's what it ended up being, dumb ass me, lol..^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
First you had "swamp ass"....lol...but then you tried to touch it up with a alcohol pad.Aren't they like 4inx4in!
Trust me were all laughing!That was funny rb
LOL "swamp ass " you fucking idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol, how stupid of me, i know, but i have a funny ass story out of it now at least.. everyone i told out work pretty much had the same reaction you had.. i got no shame in my game, nothing worse then a bad case of swamp ass ime..
my brother grows all sorts of those hot ass, literally, lol, peppers every year.. drives a couple of hour away each spring to get the plants.. idk, i like a lil spicy, but if i got the ring sting, i've gone too far.. i just don't find it enjoyable sitting on the shitter and wanting to dip my ass in the cool shit water just to stop the burning.. not really my scene, lol...
omfg, quick story since we're on the subject.. a few years ago i was at work and had a bad case of swamp ass, you know, when things just feel messy back there.. so i went into the first aid cabinet and found some wipes to clean glasses off with, headed into the handicapped stall and got comfortable, opened up the wipe, and went about trying to clean myself up a bit and killing the funk.. well, lo and behold, holy shit, who knew alcohol on the arse would hurt so bad?? i used them on my hands all the time and never felt a thing, but omfg, just a word of warning, don't try and use them on the old bum, lol..
go ahead and laugh at my expense, i deserve it, lol..
ring sting to swamp ass. this thread rocks! too funny i have a similar story about trying to use massage oil as lube once. god damn i don;t know what it was that was in the stuff but holy jeebus i wasn't getting any after applying. nor did i want it we laughed a day later...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
First you had "swamp ass"....lol...but then you tried to touch it up with a alcohol pad.Aren't they like 4inx4in!
Trust me were all laughing!That was funny rb
lol, i always use the term swamp ass to describe that shit-uation, lol, kind of like don's ring sting, lol... damn, when threads go off course, lol..LOL "swamp ass " you fucking idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great quote though .
get this man a microphone, t-shirts and cds can be purchased at the doors on the way out.this one has def headed south ...................
Bum bum. i'll stop now
i think we've all been there, done that one before, at least i know i have, lol..Alright since we're laughing at each other.......One morning while taking a shower with the wife she offered a handy j in the shower!...lucky me right?.....Well she's like i'll just use this shampoo.I knew the consequences of the soap but she swore it was a mild shampoo,organic or some shit.When i "finished" it felt like the tip of my dick burned off!It was one of the worst pains I ever felt
Go ahead and laugh..but that's how you burn without heat!....lol
^^^^^^^^ like , try listerine mouth wash in tha eye's then rub tooth paste on ya fuckin big blue vein !i have an annoying habit of putting toothpaste onto the brush and then it springing a bit back into my eye. and yes that shit stings like hell!
that's goldschlager, not mouth wash tip top, lol..All these alcohol based mouthwashes jut leave me with a really sore throut. They're something like 28
% alcohol! crazy. I use that funky 2 coloured sparkly stuff