What's For Dinner Tonight?
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racerboy71
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lol, how stupid of me, i know, but i have a funny ass story out of it now at least.. everyone i told out work pretty much had the same reaction you had.. i got no shame in my game, nothing worse then a bad case of swamp ass ime..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
it wasn't marked as an alcohol pad, but of course that's what it ended up being, dumb ass me, lol..^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
First you had "swamp ass"....lol...but then you tried to touch it up with a alcohol pad.Aren't they like 4inx4in!
Trust me were all laughing!That was funny rb
hey you go, it was something similar to this product, but i think work used zee products..
clint308
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LOL "swamp ass " you fucking idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great quote though .
Don Gin and Ton
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my brother grows all sorts of those hot ass, literally, lol, peppers every year.. drives a couple of hour away each spring to get the plants.. idk, i like a lil spicy, but if i got the ring sting, i've gone too far.. i just don't find it enjoyable sitting on the shitter and wanting to dip my ass in the cool shit water just to stop the burning.. not really my scene, lol...
omfg, quick story since we're on the subject.. a few years ago i was at work and had a bad case of swamp ass, you know, when things just feel messy back there.. so i went into the first aid cabinet and found some wipes to clean glasses off with, headed into the handicapped stall and got comfortable, opened up the wipe, and went about trying to clean myself up a bit and killing the funk.. well, lo and behold, holy shit, who knew alcohol on the arse would hurt so bad?? i used them on my hands all the time and never felt a thing, but omfg, just a word of warning, don't try and use them on the old bum, lol..
go ahead and laugh at my expense, i deserve it, lol..
ring sting to swamp ass. this thread rocks! too funny^^^^^^^^
First you had "swamp ass"....lol...but then you tried to touch it up with a alcohol pad
Trust me were all laughing!That was funny rb
i have a similar story about trying to use massage oil as lube once. god damn i don;t know what it was that was in the stuff but holy jeebus i wasn't getting any after applying. nor did i want it 
we laughed a day later...
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol, i always use the term swamp ass to describe that shit-uation, lol, kind of like don's ring sting, lol... damn, when threads go off course, lol..
Don Gin and Ton
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this one has def headed south ...................
Bum bum. i'll stop now
Bum bum. i'll stop now
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
get this man a microphone, t-shirts and cds can be purchased at the doors on the way out.this one has def headed south ...................
Bum bum. i'll stop now
B166ER420
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Alright since we're laughing at each other.......One morning while taking a shower with the wife she offered a handy j in the shower!...lucky me right?.....Well she's like i'll just use this shampoo.I knew the consequences of the soap but she swore it was a mild shampoo,organic or some shit.When i "finished" it felt like the tip of my dick burned off!It was one of the worst pains I ever felt
Go ahead and laugh..but that's how you burn without heat!....lol
Go ahead and laugh..but that's how you burn without heat!....lol
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i think we've all been there, done that one before, at least i know i have, lol..Alright since we're laughing at each other.......One morning while taking a shower with the wife she offered a handy j in the shower!...lucky me right?.....Well she's like i'll just use this shampoo.I knew the consequences of the soap but she swore it was a mild shampoo,organic or some shit.When i "finished" it felt like the tip of my dick burned off!It was one of the worst pains I ever felt
Go ahead and laugh..but that's how you burn without heat!....lol
Don Gin and Ton
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oh man there's little worse pain than to the nether regions is there.
clint308
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same same , that sux hard .
You wanna laugh do ya ?
I got up one morn had a smoke and thought shower time .
so i got in tha shower rinsed off and said to myself lets brush my toothy pegs ,
so i started brushing and the tooth paste dribbled and run down on to my cock !!!!!!!!
Fuck did that sting like a mother fucker ,
then what made it worse was i cleand my mouth out with listerine mouth wash after that ,
abd i tilted my head back to have a gargle and it splashed straight in my fucking eye ,
FARK , that shit stings , so i had 3 burning eyes !!!!!!
You wanna laugh do ya ?
I got up one morn had a smoke and thought shower time .
so i got in tha shower rinsed off and said to myself lets brush my toothy pegs ,
so i started brushing and the tooth paste dribbled and run down on to my cock !!!!!!!!
Fuck did that sting like a mother fucker ,
then what made it worse was i cleand my mouth out with listerine mouth wash after that ,
abd i tilted my head back to have a gargle and it splashed straight in my fucking eye ,
FARK , that shit stings , so i had 3 burning eyes !!!!!!
clint308
Well-Known Member
When i was young i rolled around in some grass or someshit , i started to feel itchy around the big fat cock section (sorry my bad )
Then it got worse and worse , i ded up showing mum and dad and they said faek en hell , it's swollen like a balloon !
enough said i think , hehe
Then it got worse and worse , i ded up showing mum and dad and they said faek en hell , it's swollen like a balloon !
enough said i think , hehe
Don Gin and Ton
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i have an annoying habit of putting toothpaste onto the brush and then it springing a bit back into my eye. and yes that shit stings like hell!
clint308
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^^^^^^^^ like , try listerine mouth wash in tha eye's then rub tooth paste on ya fuckin big blue vein !
Don Gin and Ton
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listerine is some fierce shiz. everytime i use it i have to have a little pee after?! lord alone knows why.
tip top toker
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All these alcohol based mouthwashes jut leave me with a really sore throut. They're something like 28
% alcohol! crazy. I use that funky 2 coloured sparkly stuff
% alcohol! crazy. I use that funky 2 coloured sparkly stuff
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
that's goldschlager, not mouth wash tip top, lol..All these alcohol based mouthwashes jut leave me with a really sore throut. They're something like 28
% alcohol! crazy. I use that funky 2 coloured sparkly stuff
