Schuylaar's Sesh - The Official Benghazi Wailing Wall Thread..
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 at 06:07 PM PST
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Hi everyone. I was recently kicked out of my local poetry slam mid-delivery of my 7 hour opus "Ben + ghazi," and I'm hoping I'll find a more receptive audience here. I really have a very simple message, handed down through the ages since Moses first smashed the Benghazi Tablets and climbed up Mount Benghazi to hear about Benghazi. This is what you need to know about Benghazi:
BENGHAZI.
Recently there's been a kerfluffle about Chris Christie (this is someone's name? he sounds like a cartoon man) and something about closing a highway. Great. Who cares? What does this have to do with BENGHAZI? Nothing. If there's anything I've learned from the comment sections on CNN and NBC News, it's that what's REALLY IMPORTANT HERE is that HITLERY DID BENGHAZI. Also, the IRS thing, but that's not Benghazi, so who cares? Benghazi is good; Benghazi is life. Benghazi is Benghazi. What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Brush your teeth? Only if you're brushing your teeth with BENGHAZI. Take a shower? Only if you're exfoliating with BENGHAZI. Feed the cat? Only if you're feeding Benghazi with Benghazi!!!!
Sorry, I'm getting a little worked up here. Let me get back to my central point: Benghazi. I say Benghazi. You say Benghazi. Benghazi says Benghazi. The other day I went to TGI Friday's and got Sesame Jack Chicken Strips as the appetizer. For the main course, or "entree", I got BENGHAZI with a side of truth. Dessert? BENGHAZI. Did I leave a tip? THE TRUTH ABOUT BENGHAZI. My wife had Solyndra. Not as good as Benghazi! But then, what is? BENGHAZI, of course.
I guess I should wrap this up since I'm using a library computer and the other patrons, it turns out, are probably DNC shills or State Department robots, since they don't seem receptive to my sweaty, frantic typing and frequent shouts of BENGHAZI. Wake up, sheeple! Google Benghazi! Meditate on Benghazi! Be the last child of Benghazi, put into an escape Benghazi when your home planet of Benghazi blows up! Bitcoin!
That's all from me. I'm leaving the library now, but I'll attempt to keep an eye on comments from my Chromebook, also known as Benghazi HQ, which I will use at the local Starbucks, so everyone can see me Benghazi. Hopefully someone will ask about my "ASK ME ABOUT BENGHAZI" bumper sticker I put on my computer. I'll have a large Benghazi with extra Benghazi. Sorry, I mean a "grande"! LOL! Benghazi!
Sincerely,
Ben Ghazi
#BENGHAZI #falseflag #tcot #benghazi #benghazi #benghazi
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desert dude
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Skylard, you get dumber by the hour.
desert dude
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Speaking of Ron Paul spam, Rand Paul won the CPAC straw poll in a landslide! It is looking more and more like a Rand Paul nomination in 2016. What a contrast that will be with the bitter, wrinkled, old hag, Hillary.
Libertarian thinking, though Rand is not a pure-bred Libertarian, is the future of the Republican party. You can tell that by the squealing from the main stream Republicans. The Democrats will cling (bitterly) to their poverty and grievances, as usual.
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/rand-paul-cpac-straw-poll-104450.html?hp=f1
"GOP pollster Tony Fabrizio, who has run the straw poll since 1986, said that nearly half of the straw poll voters were between the ages of 18 to 25."
Libertarian thinking, though Rand is not a pure-bred Libertarian, is the future of the Republican party. You can tell that by the squealing from the main stream Republicans. The Democrats will cling (bitterly) to their poverty and grievances, as usual.
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/rand-paul-cpac-straw-poll-104450.html?hp=f1
"GOP pollster Tony Fabrizio, who has run the straw poll since 1986, said that nearly half of the straw poll voters were between the ages of 18 to 25."
UncleBuck
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congratulations!
the guy who opposes civil rights, caters to evangelicals, hires white supremacists to work for him, and actively coordinates with A3P (woooops, more white supremacists) is your pick.
that fits you just perfectly, desert douche.
desert dude
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You sound aggrieved, Marie. What a surprise. Go pay some taxes.
congratulations!
the guy who opposes civil rights, caters to evangelicals, hires white supremacists to work for him, and actively coordinates with A3P (woooops, more white supremacists) is your pick.
that fits you just perfectly, desert douche.
desert dude
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Not that I put a milligram of faith in anything you say, but so what? Barack Obama himself said he was born in Kenya. It was on his official literary biography for years. Yet he managed to get elected.
UncleBuck
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desert dude
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Archive.org shows that the Dystel website used the following biography for Obama as of April 3, 2007:
BARACK OBAMA is the junior Democratic senator from Illinois and was the dynamic keynote speaker at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. He was also the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review. He was born in Kenya to an American anthropologist and a Kenyan finance minister and was raised in Indonesia, Hawaii, and Chicago. His first book, DREAMS FROM MY FATHER: A STORY OF RACE AND INHERITANCE, has been a long time New York Times bestseller.
UncleBuck
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still going on with this birther nonsense to prove how totally not racist you are?
obama has a birth certificate proving he was born in the united states.
rand paul still has no certificate proving he is not a racist piece of shit like you.
he worked with the neo-nazis at A3P last election cycle, had to fire several white supremacists from his office, and opposes civil rights.
have fun with that.
merely poetic license from the publisher..get a life!
EDIT: on second thought..urban legend..thanks for clarifying bucky!
UncleBuck
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he has a robust life of wishing federal prison time on growers and joining neo-nazi groups on rollitup.
i'm really bummed, rand paul doesn't seem to be CPAC's front runner..they didn't highlight him at all..was he even there?
UncleBuck
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desert dude
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Who am I to contradict the president about where he says he was born? He said it in his official literary biography, and I believe him. He is a man of his word, isn't he? Well, he proclaimed himself born in Kenya until 2007 when he changed his tune because it became a political stumbling block for him.
UncleBuck
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you are literally proving the link between low IQ, conservative ideas, and racism by keeping up with this years debunked racist birther nonsense.