Only at Walmart. Customers dosed with LSD.

dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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Yeah I wouldn't doubt that it was a hoax. Couple more like it and no one will buy food there anymore.

On a related topic did yous know the one thing walmart sells more of than anything else? Bananas. It's the biggest selling item in the whole chain. True story
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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srh88 said:
im callin some kinda bullshit on the family.. acid degrades at high temps.. howd they cook it?
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Yeah, but how high? One cooks a roast until it is around 140-150 degrees in the center.

On the other hand, if they did make it up, they would have made me feel bad for Wal-Mart. That's quite a trick too.

Either way, winter Sundays are good for braising. I am sure tonight's pot roast will be fine.
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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dannyboy602 said:
Yeah I wouldn't doubt that it was a hoax. Couple more like it and no one will buy food there anymore.

On a related topic did yous know the one thing walmart sells more of than anything else? Bananas. It's the biggest selling item in the whole chain. True story
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I would have guessed pseudoephedrine, lighter fluid, and drain cleaner as their 3 most popular items.
 
DutchKillsRambo

DutchKillsRambo

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racerboy71 said:
aren't most hams pre-cooked? you could easily take one of those spiral hams home and eat it cold...
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It was a steak. Acid degrades at room temperature and any ambient light. Something about this story just rings false. Somebody would have to dose a pretty heavy amount of liquid to trip out a whole a family after some extremely serious degradation from the light and heat. And liquid ain't cheap. The days of the Merry Pranksters are long over; just more "Drugs are bad!" BS from the media to scare people and sell stories.

Edit: It was a bottom round steak. That's a roast that's cooked for a long time, unless you like eating rubber.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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DutchKillsRambo said:
It was a steak. Acid degrades at room temperature and any ambient light. Something about this story just rings false. Somebody would have to dose a pretty heavy amount of liquid to trip out a whole a family after some extremely serious degradation from the light and heat. And liquid ain't cheap. The days of the Merry Pranksters are long over; just more "Drugs are bad!" BS from the media to scare people and sell stories.

Edit: It was a bottom round steak. That's a roast that's cooked for a long time, unless you like eating rubber.
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yeah, you're right, idk why i thought it was a ham, my bad.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Yeah the who thing was bullshit I mean its bright as fuck in Wal-Mart but its usually 68 to 73 in Wal-Mart so thats not to hot for acid but the lights whould have messed it up unless it was in dark packaging and if it was then It MIGHT be real
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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DutchKillsRambo said:
It was a steak. Acid degrades at room temperature and any ambient light. Something about this story just rings false. Somebody would have to dose a pretty heavy amount of liquid to trip out a whole a family after some extremely serious degradation from the light and heat. And liquid ain't cheap. The days of the Merry Pranksters are long over; just more "Drugs are bad!" BS from the media to scare people and sell stories.

Edit: It was a bottom round steak. That's a roast that's cooked for a long time, unless you like eating rubber.
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Do you seriously think Wal-mart customers braise shit? Of course they ate it rubbery. Slice it thin and put it on a white bread bun drenched in Wal mart BBQ sauce. Hmm. I forgot crock pots didn't I?

Seriously, have you shopped there? It reminded me of a suburban grocery store from the 1970s. Terrible groceries. Everything artificial. It's like a museum to bad post-war American cuisine. But they know their market.

Sorry, not trying to be a dick. I agree with you. This smells bad. And mixing the baby in has a sensationalism that I would expect from "Better Call Saul". WTF? I love trailer park theater sometimes. Cue "Foggy Mountain Breakdown".
 
Red1966

Red1966

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Commander Strax said:
you would think that this would happen more often in those big office buildings with these people eating other peoples food. someone eats my super turkey leftover sandwich, the next one is going to have something VERY special in it.
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Somebody ate an Ex-lax laced pudding where I worked. Same story. Jerk shit his pants. It was hilarious.
 
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