How ghetto are you?!!..

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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ClaytonBigsby said:




wuuut? You don;t like my threads?

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Midgets, bitch! Finish the midget story. I was fucking engaged, missing midget troupe, last to see them, vendettas....only thing missing was yoga ass....finish the fucking story
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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InstantCoffee said:
I don't brush my teeth with toothpaste(when I do brush lol) cause I ran out like 5 weeks ago and I'm crazy so I don't go out much to purchase
I have stock factory rims on my 4 cylinder car and dey rusty
my car windows are manual
my bicycle pump doesn't work
I have a Dynex brand television lol
I can't afford clumping cat litter, so I use traditional, my cat hates me lol
I drink water out of my bathroom faucet
I had to trade my favorite bicycle for my current 150watt grow light lol(my plants are NOT happy under it lol)
I return to Starbucks after purchasing iced coffee and tell them "my coffee fell on the ground", I visit multiple locations for this to work lol
I receive $140 general assistance money, which I use for cigarettes, medicine, gasoline, video games, etc. I save it up lol
I constantly beg money from my rich sister(millionaire) and make her feel sorry for me
I pay for things with loose change, like really small value coins(1, 5, 10)
I take other peoples loose change and I use the Coinstar at Wallies with pride, I don't care
I am not good with my hands yet I still taught myself to change my own oil and sometimes I do advanced work on my car, incorrectly lol
the other day I went to a asian supermarket and purchased $67 worth of live dungeness crab, 1 $20 rock cod, 5lb fresh live prawns $60 and like 2 cases of fresh coconuts, the cashier asked me "you pay for seafood with ebt?", I told her "no, obama is paying for it" lol hahahahahaha
I listen to music on Youtube using cheap altec lansing speakers, they have a distorted sound to them
I use other peoples netflix accounts, and they complain to me for rating movies they don't watch "dude did you watch some gay ass movies using my netflix account and rate them, fuck man?"
I purchase dollar menu items
I can't afford to join a gym so I just run in place or jump rope with a old rope lol
I ask homeless guys for spare change, they usually give cause they feel sorry for me lol
I have a pair of pants, a hoodie, some old t-shirts from the eighties, nothing else
I drive 55 mph on the freeway
when I do wash my clothes, I use a bucket and bar soap
I purchase things, use them, and return them
when I run out of weed I smoke the dust filled shit that dropped on my table and floor with hairs and lint in it lol
I have a 8th grade level of intelligence yet I still take community college classes so I can get that real money lol $1,400 no joke
I went on a 2 week shopping spree with my great credit 4 years ago and bought like 6 aquariums, live plants, and fish for the hell of it, I am now bankrupt lol hahahahahahhaha

I think I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, hahahahahahahahahhaha.
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Starbucks? Dude...


:)
 
tytheguy111

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thump easy said:
Im so ghetto that when i turned 18 the nabor hood drug dealer took me to a stip club and we got kicked out for thowing food stamps at the stripers!!! Hahah it realy happend!!!View attachment 3023343
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Nice when I turned 18 I told my 4th block English teacher that she was a stupid communist bitch and I walked out of school abd bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked the whole thing in front of the school then I bought some cigars and got my older bros good weed and lit that shit up and went to sleep and I went to school the next day with 3 referrals one for calling the teacher a communist bitch and one for skipping and loitering in the parking lot

I'm actually 18 but I look 15 or 16 so I just say iam 16 or 17 because iam weird and I don't celebrate my birthdays :/ yeah iam stupid and heavily medicated at the moment and I'm not sure why I said that but I said it and I don't feel like deleting all of dat
 
thump easy

thump easy

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well just be carefull life is a trip and as i see it, it can get complicated just becarefull and think it over sometimes that will come in handy but im shure you'll have a blast just make wise desisions.. youngster good luck!!
 
mr sunshine

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Has anyone ever scraped the ice caked on the inside of their freezer to make an icee? Or has anyone wiped their ass with a sock then hand washed it and put it on?
 
chewberto

chewberto

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Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as if she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!
 
Singlemalt

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Now that's what I'm talking about!

"You must spread some rep around before Chewie again"

That man can write a short story!
 
mr sunshine

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chewberto said:
Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as I she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!
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So is midget head better than fat girl head?
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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chewberto said:
Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as if she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!
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Not only does that sound amazing I think midget porn is my new porn choice.........



JK. Damn horny ass midgets
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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chewberto said:
Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as if she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!
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Did you offer her anal as a reward?
 
thump easy

thump easy

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i usto be a roofer and i had this white cat named fuck i forgot his name but he was an alcoholic and he drank every morning had long hair and well his old lady was pitty fucken big realy big we need to get a labor to feed us shingles and pic up shit well the new labor was a mexican form mexico and this dude i cant remember his name fuck anyways its in my brain i cant grasp his name anyways i was in a relationship and about tired of this dude he start off straigh but by the end of the day the singles were like a fucken wave not in line at all i had to shake him they paird us up anyways i usto pic up this young kid from this trailer and he lived with a bunch of prostitutes he was inlove with one girl broke his heart his own brother fuck her and everyone one in the trailer home this was prescott at the time i told the young kid she was a prostitute and not a good women this kid was from a ranch well fuck i still cant think of this cat name anyways we show up to pick him up and my partner just stay their to fuck the midget he sead some funny shit like it was the best sex ever he fucken bang her out and her legs be floping everywere he told me some funny shit i cant stop laughing ow shit im seriously laughing out loud i told him id have to just let them both go cuz i have to do the roof all by myself!! they called the girl midget la shorty hahaha that white cat realy loved the labor ow man fuck that was so long ago... i wish i could remember the tales but i realy busted out loud laughing
 
thump easy

thump easy

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from what dave thats the cats name from what dave say he loved it.. he throw her around and flip her realy easy i guess i imagine his chick was so big he realy must of had a light hand when he tossed her up???? but it really happend fucken dave a drunk stoner fucken drank that colt 45.. i hadent thougt of him untill you guys mentioned midgets and first the red headed mexican midget and then dave came to mind.. fucken shit i almost forgot about that shit!!
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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if you can swallow your snot while chewing tobacco....

if you've ever mowed your grass and found a car...

if you buy high grade pot to smoke from your beer can pipe....
 
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