How ghetto are you?!!..

Singlemalt said:

I want more. Don't screw us like Clayton does, just dropping the yarn...I wanna hear it

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ClaytonBigsby said:

wuuut? You don;t like my threads?

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InstantCoffee said:

I don't brush my teeth with toothpaste(when I do brush lol) cause I ran out like 5 weeks ago and I'm crazy so I don't go out much to purchase
I have stock factory rims on my 4 cylinder car and dey rusty
my car windows are manual
my bicycle pump doesn't work
I have a Dynex brand television lol
I can't afford clumping cat litter, so I use traditional, my cat hates me lol
I drink water out of my bathroom faucet
I had to trade my favorite bicycle for my current 150watt grow light lol(my plants are NOT happy under it lol)
I return to Starbucks after purchasing iced coffee and tell them "my coffee fell on the ground", I visit multiple locations for this to work lol
I receive $140 general assistance money, which I use for cigarettes, medicine, gasoline, video games, etc. I save it up lol
I constantly beg money from my rich sister(millionaire) and make her feel sorry for me
I pay for things with loose change, like really small value coins(1, 5, 10)
I take other peoples loose change and I use the Coinstar at Wallies with pride, I don't care
I am not good with my hands yet I still taught myself to change my own oil and sometimes I do advanced work on my car, incorrectly lol
the other day I went to a asian supermarket and purchased $67 worth of live dungeness crab, 1 $20 rock cod, 5lb fresh live prawns $60 and like 2 cases of fresh coconuts, the cashier asked me "you pay for seafood with ebt?", I told her "no, obama is paying for it" lol hahahahahaha
I listen to music on Youtube using cheap altec lansing speakers, they have a distorted sound to them
I use other peoples netflix accounts, and they complain to me for rating movies they don't watch "dude did you watch some gay ass movies using my netflix account and rate them, fuck man?"
I purchase dollar menu items
I can't afford to join a gym so I just run in place or jump rope with a old rope lol
I ask homeless guys for spare change, they usually give cause they feel sorry for me lol
I have a pair of pants, a hoodie, some old t-shirts from the eighties, nothing else
I drive 55 mph on the freeway
when I do wash my clothes, I use a bucket and bar soap
I purchase things, use them, and return them
when I run out of weed I smoke the dust filled shit that dropped on my table and floor with hairs and lint in it lol
I have a 8th grade level of intelligence yet I still take community college classes so I can get that real money lol $1,400 no joke
I went on a 2 week shopping spree with my great credit 4 years ago and bought like 6 aquariums, live plants, and fish for the hell of it, I am now bankrupt lol hahahahahahhaha

I think I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, hahahahahahahahahhaha.

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thump easy said:

Im so ghetto that when i turned 18 the nabor hood drug dealer took me to a stip club and we got kicked out for thowing food stamps at the stripers!!! Hahah it realy happend!!!View attachment 3023343

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chewberto said:

Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as I she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!

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chewberto said:

Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as if she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!

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chewberto said:

Single malt needs to be entertained thoroughly! Don't leave a man at the edge of his seat!

One Time when I was about 19-20, I was recording some music at a studio in Orange County somewhere, and a midget porn star who shall remain nameless, came into the lounge next to the booth when I was waiting for my band mate (my brother) to finish his part, and she asked me "You want me to suck your cock?" I nodded yes, with enthusiasm and wonder. She walked up to my jeans face first, my pants were kinda sweaty and stinky, from finishing up my set. she unhinged my independent leather belt and pulls out my cock right there and takes me into her mouth. I am roughly 6,5 and she was approximately sucking my dick standing up feet tall. Her tiny arms looked no bigger than my erection and I was kinda feeling homo but not for real , cause I knew she was a girl and everything, but this was a new experience and it seemed like two other cocks were grasping at my penis while giving me head! Alas, I threw my head back and enjoyed it.

Her lips were so big compared to her face and she was throating my member no problem (I probably have a tiny dick) back and forth as if she was doing a dance move. I told her "I'm going to cum" after about 4 minutes of serious Midget oral, and she continues on until I filled her mouth with a load that I have not yet ever seen exit my cock. Some dripped on her torn child's size wife beater and she sucked it off of her shirt without even questioning it. Glad I could share that with somebody!

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chewberto said:

I once threw a hooker in the trash!
Did I win?

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Commander Strax said:

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